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[jimlarsen]

Note to Moderator: An A** is an animal that's related to the horse. Both are especially good at making that stuff that some politicians like to dish out.

Traits that are common for an A** include:

* Preaches an ASSinine plan to fight terrorists.
* AmASSed huge ASSets through a female aquisition.
* Has a wife that acts like she grew up in JurASSic Park.
* PASSionate about, uh, himself.
* ASSures us that his bad habits really came from his opponant.
* Acts like an AmbASSador from other countries, like North Viet Nam.
* Wants to be a man, but can't quite get out of his BrASSiere,
* Ingeniously devises a plan that EncompASSes everything that anybody wants.
* Requires ASSistance to do important things like falling on his A** while skiing.
* ASSesses the situation in Iraq by ASSembling intelligence from his band of ASSociates.
* Lives in a glASS house. (throwing stones can break something)
* Kicks A** when the mASS media make a mishmASS of his ASSperations.
* Leaves audiances slumbering like they've been gASSed.
* Able to ASSimulate every position on all issues.
* Gave clASSified information to North Viet Nam.
* Enjoys harASSing those who are doing a good job.
* Capable of settling an ImpASSe by selling out.
* SASSes others who ask for an explanation of his last change of position.
* Feels that integrety is pASSe.
* Party to discussions of ASSASSinations.
* ASSumed he wouldn't have to have a background check to get the top job.
* ASSerts that his intellect surpASSes the intellegence of the mASSes.
* TresspASSes on our grand flag.
* EmbarrASSes us when ministers of other countries come to visit.
* ASSiduously preens his appearance, but we all know he's still a BUM.

The Democrates want to put a Donkey in the White House, and this time they've found a real A** to carry their banner.
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-I'm Jim, and I approve what I write, unless it's wrong.
Speak softly and carry a BIG STICK. -T. Roosevelt
Need some WOOD? -G. Bush

[Inatizzy]

Yup. Kerry puts the A$$ in MA$$achusetts!