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[Butch]

New Kittens

John Kerry is out walking one morning and notices
Little Hannah on the corner with a box. Curious, he
walks over to Little Hannah and says, "What's in
the box, little lady?"

Little Hannah says, "Kittens, they're brand new
kittens."

John Kerry laughs and says, "What kind of kittens
are they?"

"Democrats," says Little Hannah.

"Oh that's cute," he says and goes on his way.

A couple of days later, John Kerry is walking
with his buddy Teddy Kennedy and he spies Little
Hannah with her box just ahead.

Sen. Kerry says to Teddy, "You gotta check this
out," and they both walk over to Little Hannah.
Sen. Kerry says, "Look in the box Teddy, isn't
that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid,
tell my friend Teddy what kind of kittens they are."

Little Hannah replies, "They're republicans."

"Whoa!" John Kerry exclaims in total surprise.
"I came by here the other day and you told me
they were Democrats. What's changed?"

"Well," Little Hannah explains, pointing into
the box. "their eyes are open now."



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