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[no_1_momlandj]

I laughed so hard looking at this that I was actually crying! Might be from a lack of sleep though. What do you think?

http://www.barking-moonbat.com/archives/000872.html

[Navy_Navy_Navy]

Not just you - that's damn funny!!!!
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Altering course to starboard - On Fire, Keep Clear
Navy woman, Navy wife, Navy mother

[msindependent]

Thanks - that just when out to all my friends.

[Son of a VET]

Take notice of what the guys shirt says.
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[Navy_Navy_Navy]

This one is particularly good:
http://www.sacredcowburgers.com/fresh/showpics.cgi?captain_kerry

Check out all the latest "Fresh Meat" from SacredCowBurgers:
http://www.sacredcowburgers.com/fresh/
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Altering course to starboard - On Fire, Keep Clear
Navy woman, Navy wife, Navy mother

[Navy_Navy_Navy]

If you haven't checked out http://www.coxandforkum.com/ lately, I recommend visiting their site for some really scathing cartoons and commentary.

They are "da bomb!"
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Altering course to starboard - On Fire, Keep Clear
Navy woman, Navy wife, Navy mother

[Rdtf]

[.::geo::.]

I just drove down this road yesterday, and I didn't even notice this sign. Thankfully someone did and sent me a copy!



~LOL~ Kerry EDAWRDS??

Wrong way?? Oh yeah.

[nathan roland]

http://www.theraggedycottage.com/Kerry-SwiftVets.htm

[kmudd]

[nathan roland]

[Rdtf]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041019/capt.flgh11610190004.battleground_florida_kerry_flgh116.jpg

[becca1223]

A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise
their hands except one girl. The teacher asks Susan why she has decided to be different.
Susan says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"
Susan says, "I'm a George Bush fan."
The teacher asks why she's a George Bush fan.
The girl says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Susan says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."



here's another one...

John Kerry, George W. Bush, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton and this 10 year old little girl are all flying on Air Force One when they all notice that
all four engines fail at 39,000 feet all at the same time.

Hillary tells everyone don't worry this plane can glide for about 20 miles but we all should grab our parachutes and jump out to save our
lives.

As John Kerry grabs the first parachute and puts it on he tells the others, we have a definite problem, the Pilots have already parachuted
and there are only 4 parachutes left for the 5 of us, and besides I'm going to be this country's next president so I have to live..........Kerry then procedes to jump

Then Al Gore grags a parachute and puts it on, Gore tells the others, I have to live people, I got bamboozled in the 2000 election and besides I
created the Internet........Gore then procedes to jump

Then, Hillary Clinton grabs one and says I have to live too, I'm a former first lady, and besides "I'm the Smartest Woman in the entire
world"........Then Hillary procedes to jump

Then George W. Bush turns to the ten year old girl and says, Hey listen, I have had a really good life, been President for the last 4 years, and you're so young and have all this life in front of you, Why don't you put on that LAST parachute and save your life!

Then 10 year old girl turns toward the President, puts her arm on his left shoulder and tells him............."Dubya, Thank You for your
kindness, but I got good news for you, there are actually 2 parachutes left, not 1.....I just noticed that the "Smartest Woman in the World"
grabbed my school backpack by mistake instead of a parachute. We can both live now.

Lets Roll..........



last one...i especially like this one!

John Kerry is a saint - -
John Kerry was scheduled to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside Washington as part of his campaign. Kerry's campaign manager made a visit to the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say John Kerry is a saint." The Cardinal thinks it over for a few moments and finally says, "The Church is in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it." Kerry pompously shows up looking especially smug today and as the Mass progresses the Cardinal begins his homily. "John Kerry is petty, self absorbed, a hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a low intelligence weasel. He wrote a book and portrayed himself in the best light when he was a traitor to his fellow servicemen." The Cardinal continued; "He has lied about his military record and had the gall to put himself in for a medal. He married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. He is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally known. But compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint."

[becca1223]

Bill, Hillary and Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's private jet. Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, "Such Bigshots back there..... I could throw all of them out the window and make millions happy."

[Son of a VET]

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