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Snipe
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Location: Peoria, Illinois
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| 1991932 wrote: | | Trickworm wrote: | Well you can bet, if W finds out where he is, there will be "priority mail" arriving at his spider hole most riki tik!  OBL will get to meet the virgins and we can slam the toilet lid on the turd Kerry. Everyone wins. |
Priority Mail is a trademark owned by the U. S. Postal Service.
I'm certain that Kerry's band of barristers would try to sue the President if he used Priority Mail to deliver a message to UBL.
On the other hand, if you absolutely, positvely have to get it there overnight.....
Oh, wait a minute....they own Kinko's.
SEND IN THE MARINES!! |
The bumper sticker on my neighbor's pickup has a Globe and Anchor
on a red field with: "When it absolutely, positively has to be
destroyed overnight."
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SangRun Hunter
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Location: Zinzinnati
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| Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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My uncle who was Marine (Nam) and is a mail carrier has a shirt that say that on it.
His kids gave it to him on his birthday one year, he wears it with pride whenever we have a cookout. 
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warriormonk
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| Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:35 pm Post subject: UBL Spotted? |
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I think I heard that UBL was spotted having a *Big Mac* with Elvis! 
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Hondo
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Joined: 26 Aug 2004
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Location: USA
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| Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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| 1991932 wrote: | | Trickworm wrote: | | Well you can bet, if W finds out where he is, there will be "priority mail" arriving at his spider hole most riki tik! :wink: OBL will get to meet the virgins and we can slam the toilet lid on the turd Kerry. Everyone wins. :wink: |
Priority Mail is a trademark owned by the U. S. Postal Service.
I'm certain that Kerry's band of barristers would try to sue the President if he used Priority Mail to deliver a message to UBL.
On the other hand, if you absolutely, positvely have to get it there overnight.....
Oh, wait a minute....they own Kinko's.
SEND IN THE MARINES!! |
Seems to me the flight time of a Minuteman is a tad less than overnight. And with three 330kt warheads (if I remember what I've read elsewhere correctly), they may well be accurate and powerful enough.
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