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[.::geo::.]

Kimmy: ~LOL~ Nice!!!!

I think the worst thing I've ever said to anyone went a little something like this... (the British accent helped ~L~)

"What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. "

I felt bad later, but it was funny at the time

[fastrock]

You are all missing it. Kimmy you need to form a committee to study this problem. Then find a committee chairperson that loves to organize committee meetings. Select your committee members from stiff collared politicians that are willing to feel your pain over your loss. Allow your members a budget to hire staff members in addition to an overall committee budget. OH the chairperson get a staff budget equal to committee budget, sorry -- I almost forgot that point. Once the staff members met and get an agenda together the chair can schedule the first meeting to get committee approval of the first committee meeting's agenda. I'm really sorry, it's late today -- before you do anything else make sure all the olives are catalogued and bagged, the white floaties are quantified by size and shape and of course catalogued then the liquid needs to vacuum sealed for our protection. Now back to the meeting, Yea you get the idea -- you take it from here.
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[Mary Ann Parker]

You know geo kinda looks like Patsy Cline anyway.
But, with all those personalities G, you might want to PM
Sam.

He'll co-mensa getting you together

(I think he stocks vodka)
Mary Ann

[1991932]

I wish you geniuses would stay on one forum or the other.

I type at 8wpm and think at 10 wpm. I cannot keep up with all this banter.

Does anybody have the URL for the secret forum? I promise to listen only.

The check is in the mail.
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[GM Strong]

Never had olives hang around long enough to see a white film. How long does that take? Do they mix with white raisins?
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[Kimmymac]

GM: they got pushed to the back. The olives.

fastrock: I tend to get kicked off commitees, so someone else should probably go ahead and form that up. And in any even, it sounds like something requiring getting dressed and finding my car keys-- which I am not at all down with.

::geo/patsy: Are you that woman from The Weakest Link?

1991something: Are you stalking us? <press 1>
What "secret forum"? Are you paranoid <don't press anything, we know if you are without your telling us>
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The last refuge of scoundrels is not patriotism; it is finicky liberal humanitarianism.--Martin Paretz

[.::geo::.]

::geo/patsy: Are you that woman from The Weakest Link?

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You arrrrrrrrgh the weakest link.. Good bye

I have been a redhead.... I have worn glasses. I might be her...

Does she have a nose ring too??

(damn quote thing grrrrrr!!!)

[happyday]

LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...

Ok, you reminded me of a cute story with the "guys don't scamper" comment.

I was on a date with a guy, and he made the comment that "ladies" don't tamp their cigarettes. I made the sarcastic comment that ladies must not be allowed to be Nascar nuts either (which I am) as we headed to the pool table. Of course, he said they couldn't be.

I was sooooo mad I didn't say another word to him through the whole game.

I won.


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