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Son Of The Godfather · Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:51 pm Post subject:

Kerry Munster
Hermie Baby
Ol' Yeller
The Massachussetts Mortician
John F. Canary
S***-head

SOTG
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Tom Poole · Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:54 pm Post subject: Kerryism...

PrevariKerry? EquivoKerry? TergiverKerry? AmbiguKerry? The Kerry Shuffle? All of the above? Enough already.
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Cowboy · Seaman Recruit Joined: 29 Jul 2004 Posts: 49

My favorites are:

(1) Hanoi John;

(2) Cambodia Kerry; and

(3) Flipper

bandbluther · Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 3:57 pm Post subject:

To the tune of Tea Pot

I am a liar liar, tall and gaunt

This is my medal that I like to flaunt

If I were elected this is what I'd do

Lie some more, lie some more to each one of you

Raise your taxes higher to pay for medicaid

Oops it christmas time, lemme tell you bout my raid

Got a bullet in my butt and it hurt real bad

Why dont the swifties like me, boo hoo I am so sad

Whew what a bad dream this elections been

I am John Kerry, I was president when????

Detective · Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 9:06 pm Post subject:

NotFonda Kerrey Surprised

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U.S. CODE, Hostile Nations Act TITLE 50 CHAPTER 40 Sec. 2301. Cuba, Iran, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Sudan, Syria.(All of them support Terrorism)
All the above Officially come out in support of John Kerry for President of the USA.

mcknz · Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 6:37 am Post subject:

John French Kerry
John Fonda Kerry

4moreyears · Former Member Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 591

kerry slogan:

Vote for me because UNLIKE Gary Hart I got rice in the but*! Twisted Evil

Nickname: "Hart Light" or "Kerry in a Pickle"
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kerry returned to the United States on July 22, 1971, held a press conference publicly calling on President Nixon... for the surrender of the United States to North Vietnam.

HOV1 · Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 1:51 pm Post subject:

Botox Boy
Heinz's Gurken
His mansion is known as the Waffle House

Laughing

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HOV1

RacerJim · Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 2:46 pm Post subject: Nickname for Kerry

How about John FRAUD Kerry?

HOV1 · Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 3:03 pm Post subject:

b]Vote for me because UNLIKE Gary Hart I got rice in the but*[/b]!

LMFAO. Laughing

Do you know that Gary Hart wrote an autobiography?

It's called "Six Inches from the White House" Twisted Evil

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HOV1

gia_lin_fo · Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 3:10 pm Post subject:

Cut and run John
Bobblehead John
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VietNam 1970-1971

Hans Burkhardt · Ensign Joined: 05 Aug 2004 Posts: 53 Location: USA

Most of you know the difference between a sea story and a fairy tale:

A fairy tale starts with "once upon a time"; a sea story starts with "this is no sh*t"

I think we ought to call him "This is no sh*t Kerry"

BB Stacker · Seaman Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Posts: 150 Location: Eustis Fl

The Boston Straggler

Robert_PL · Seaman Recruit Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 4

John "Heretic" Kerry

Kerry as a Catholic became heretic and expelled from the Church for his position on killing unborn children. I don't know what bishops are doing in MA allowing him to receive Holly Communion every Sunday.

The Balloon Artist · PO3 Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 262 Location: Texas

A.W.C.

Admitted War Criminal

Anti-War Criminal

You pick
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What about John Kerry's four months in Vietnam qualify him to be president?
Al Gore was there for five.