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best job suited for John Kerry
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blue9t3
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="momofthreegirls"][quote]How about "ex-Senator"?
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How about "former Presidential candidate and ex-Senator"? Wink[/quote] Laughing

Ok how about "former presidential canidate and ex-senator and respondent" (tereza serves him walking papers)? Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just though of another.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

best job for kerry? prison inmate
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There ya go-----prison inmate!

prison inmate that dates!-----------AKA--good time john! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing I would give prison inmate the top prize.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know, I think he could still be an actor, since his Deuce Bigelow thunder has been taken, he could do a "Gomer Pyle, USMC" remake.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But if you guys really want prison inmate, he could be the guy that picks up soap bars in the prison shower.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:09 am    Post subject: I agree with all of you...But Reply with quote

I think that the best job for Kerry would be as a stand up comic. Certainly he is that. His whole show has been a joke from the beginning. He is a tremendous hoax being perpetrated upon the American people by the Hollywood entertainment set and the Democrats because only a fool would consider him for a position of leadership and that whole crowd thinks that the majority of the people here are stupid.
These last debates proved beyond any doubt what the attitude of the liberal media is toward the American people. The would nominate Scoobydoo if they thought they could get away with it.
The only points that Kerry could score are those that were fed to him by the moderaters of the debates. Without his team of lackeys and syncophants he would get nowhere. He has absolutely no faith or real belief in anything. When I see him, I feel like asking where the "REAL" John Kerry is. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd really like to see him as Bubbas' cell mate

OR

Anything that would prove that he ever had a set of cajones.... So far, everything about him only proves that TEEERRREEEZA has them in a jar in one of those houses.

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Mass. Lt. Gov. ........ Liar and coward even worse than Dukakis
Mass. Senator...... Bigger Liar and coward
Presidential Candidate ...... Bigger and Nastier Liar and coward than Clinton
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stand in for Pinocchio. Plus they are both wooden.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A target at the cork/air gun stand at the Texas State Fair. Everytime he gets touched by a cork, he will flip around and run the other direction.

Oh, be sure and remember to tip the cork with a kernel of rice so that he can limit his exposure to only 3 months.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd suggest "prostitute", but he's been whoring for votes since the early 1970s . . . .
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He could be the in the next Batman sequel---The dreaded "Mr Two Face"--as he spews his deadly venom on both sides of the issues and puts America to sleep with boredom and robs them blind.
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