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JimRobson · Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:54 am Post subject:

I don't know where you would get the idea for such a joke.

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Kimmymac · Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:17 am Post subject:

Ewww, bleech..ackk...

How evil can you be, JimRobson? Next you will be posting photos of Janet Reno and Hilary playing the Nazi and the French Maid.

Not that I know anything about that kind of stuff. Just what I pick up around here...

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Roon · PO2 Joined: 12 Sep 2004 Posts: 393 Location: Lilburn, GA

I'm sure when John Edwards saw that picture he was green with envy. Come to think of it, I haven't seen Kerry's hands on Edwards in some time, the infactuation must have worn off.

dcornutt · PO3 Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 267 Location: Brooklyn, NY

Somebody emailed me this one today:

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a wordwas spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

I B Squidly · Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 7:12 am Post subject:

I dreamt I'ld died and joining me at the Pearly Gates was John Kerry. St Pete invited us in and lead us along.

We came to a nice little ranch house on a pleasant street and St Pete said, "John this is where you'll spend eternity". Along with the house came a little minx of a hostess to keep him company and I had to adjust my toga there and then.

"...and Squidly, this is yours" he said as I was led to the identicle house just next door. But, instead of a bodacious babe, there to greet me was Teresa.

Sputtering I turned to to St Pete, "Why?"

"Squidly," he says, "You have to pay for your sins."

"Yeah," says I, "but what about Kerry?"

"Well," he says, "she has to pay for hers."

Roon · PO2 Joined: 12 Sep 2004 Posts: 393 Location: Lilburn, GA

George W. Bush and the Pope

The Pope visits Washington and President Bush takes him for a ride down the Potomac on the presidential yacht. They're enjoying themselves when a gust of wind blows the Pope's hat (zucchetto) off and out onto the water. The Secret Service begins to launch a boat but Bush waves them off saying, "Wait. I'll take care of this."

Bush steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water, walks out a ways and picks up the hat. Back on board, he hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.

The next morning the Washington Post carries the story complete with photos under the heading BUSH CAN'T SWIM.