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[Hondo]

Given the recent political juxtaposition of Rather, Kerry, and REM, I got intrigued and whipped up a bit of doggerel. Melody should be obvious to anyone else who likes REM's music (talented musicians even if they are political idiots). Probably a bit over the top. Comments?


Where's the Decency, Kerry?

Where's the decency, Kerry? Why do you still lie to me?
Are you brain-dead, whacked out, numb, just not up to speed?
We all have you pegged: calculated screams
Opportunistic, with socialist dreams
You never understood true decency, uh-huh
You wore future ambitions like an armored suit, uh-huh

What's your problem now, Kerry? Why did you just turn pea green?
It's thirty-three years now, why do you still feel queasy?
All you did was to sell out your friends
You'll never understand, you can't make amends
Things got hot and you split the scene, uh huh
You never understood true loyalty, uh huh

Where's your loyalty, Kerry? You really make me want to scream.
Betrayed your country just to chase political dreams
Threw away your medals, yet they hang on your wall
You want it both ways, you really have gall
You smile like a cartoon, tooth but not truth
Your only support fools and some misled youth
You never understood true loyalty, uh-huh
You couldn't understand
Your only support fools and some misled youth, uh huh
You wouldn't understand
Gets hot today, you still split the scene, uh huh
You just don't understand
You never understood, no loyalty, uh-huh


Oh, and in case anyone from the rabid moonbat side (AKA DNC and supporters) reads this: it's a political parody, folks. Don't get your panties in a wad.

[Guest]

So cool! So true!

[blue9t3]

Another good one for kerry would be by ZZ TOP called,"He wore a pearl necklace"
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[Hondo]

I think next I'll try one for Rather - time permitting - based on "Danny Boy".

Starting off something like

O Danny boy, now CBS is falling
Going down, way down their Nielsen slide . . .