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Fort Campbell
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 Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:51 pm Post subject: Way to go, Norman! |
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I got this in my E-Mail today.
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Last Thursday, I put out one of my Bush-Cheney signs in my front yard.
Between midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night, I put
out sign No. 2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog
and I would "stake out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little
closer to the gate leading to my back yard. With my dog on an extra long
leash, I planted myself on a lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command" by
flashlight until about 1:00 a.m.
Here comes the fun part ... I noticed that the car coming down the
street was slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my
yard. Sure enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign.
Just as he was about to uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and
let my dog make the initial introduction!
As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved to
the driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car
with power everything and still running. While my dog continued to
"introduce" herself, I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock
button. With that, I slammed the door, grabbed my Bush sign and headed
into the back yard.
And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a
knock at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest ... the
Vancouver Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when I told him, he could not stop laughing!
I followed him out to the perp's car and stood there while he asked the
guy a few more questions. Upon learning that the guy lived a couple of
streets down, I - knowing what was about to happen -- asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car if you live just down the street
[here in Vancouver, Wash)?"
Oregon has no sales tax, so often Washington residents will buy and
register cars in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax ... it's a crime and
the fine is pretty stiff. Here comes the best part ... The look on this
guy's face told me he knew he was about to get busted. When the officer
asked for his license and registration, the "Democrat" mumbled that (his
license) was suspended.
Just for kicks and giggles, I asked the officer if he smelled any
alcohol coming from the guy! The officer looked at me, smiled and
promptly gave him a field breathalyzer test. Guess what? You got it -- he
blew a .10, legally drunk in the state of Washington.
DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON," all 'cause he hates
Bush! |
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zinfella
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Joined: 19 Aug 2004
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Location: Mesa, Az
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:07 pm Post subject: Re: Way to go, Norman! |
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| Fort Campbell wrote: | I got this in my E-Mail today.
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Here comes the fun part ...
DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON," all 'cause he hates
Bush! |
What a nice note to brighten my day. 
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blackwatch
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Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 74
Location: NH
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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| That was a great story. You get what you deserve. I don't know why people dont put a sticky substance all over there signs that would be funny. Seeing someone walking down the street unable to get rid of the sign. |
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2ndamendsis
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Joined: 08 Sep 2004
Posts: 288
Location: NJ
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:19 pm Post subject: |
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OH THANK YOU!
I so need a good, lonnnnnnnnnnng laugh today!!!!
This is a KEEPER 
ps: I have a 140lb Rottie that I'll be glad to lend out
to anyone in need {still laughing!}
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PrinceLazar
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Joined: 24 Aug 2004
Posts: 164
Location: Daley's tainted lands
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:20 pm Post subject: Re: Way to go, Norman! |
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| Fort Campbell wrote: | I got this in my E-Mail today.
____________
Last Thursday, I put out one of my Bush-Cheney signs in my front yard.
Between midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night, I put
out sign No. 2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog
and I would "stake out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little
closer to the gate leading to my back yard. With my dog on an extra long
leash, I planted myself on a lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command" by
flashlight until about 1:00 a.m.
Here comes the fun part ... I noticed that the car coming down the
street was slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my
yard. Sure enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign.
Just as he was about to uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and
let my dog make the initial introduction!
As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved to
the driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car
with power everything and still running. While my dog continued to
"introduce" herself, I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock
button. With that, I slammed the door, grabbed my Bush sign and headed
into the back yard.
And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a
knock at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest ... the
Vancouver Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when I told him, he could not stop laughing!
I followed him out to the perp's car and stood there while he asked the
guy a few more questions. Upon learning that the guy lived a couple of
streets down, I - knowing what was about to happen -- asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car if you live just down the street
[here in Vancouver, Wash)?"
Oregon has no sales tax, so often Washington residents will buy and
register cars in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax ... it's a crime and
the fine is pretty stiff. Here comes the best part ... The look on this
guy's face told me he knew he was about to get busted. When the officer
asked for his license and registration, the "Democrat" mumbled that (his
license) was suspended.
Just for kicks and giggles, I asked the officer if he smelled any
alcohol coming from the guy! The officer looked at me, smiled and
promptly gave him a field breathalyzer test. Guess what? You got it -- he
blew a .10, legally drunk in the state of Washington.
DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON," all 'cause he hates
Bush! |
Thanks soooo much for such a nice story.
It really threw a smile on my face that I am stillgonna keep for a good while 
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rparrott21
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Joined: 19 Aug 2004
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Location: Mckinney, Texas
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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| That made my day...great story.... |
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rb325th
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO!!! Thankyou, I needed that laugh very much!!
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noc
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Joined: 24 Aug 2004
Posts: 492
Location: Dublin, CA
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Classic!! |
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JimRobson
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Joined: 06 Aug 2004
Posts: 242
Location: Jacksonville FL
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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My puppie is available too. He's not to good at his bite training yet. He can bite but he won't let go. Darn.
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ATACKM
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Joined: 22 Jul 2004
Posts: 145
Location: Detroit Mi.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO I hope your pup got a nice new rawhide bone for his efforts!
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buffman
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:58 pm Post subject: |
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Awesome -- one less idiot kook liberal to vote this election.
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2ndamendsis
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Location: NJ
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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{I'm still laughing!}
JimRob
My big girl doesn't even have to open her mouth,
she's so big that any LIB that looks at her
will **** on the spot followed by hyperventilating
and turning a very dark shade of blue.
After which an ambulance will be needed.
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