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FF1047 · Lieutenant Joined: 11 Aug 2004 Posts: 222

I think GWB could use anyone of the following one liners tonight to nail Kerry:

1) France and Germany support in Iraq ? maybe you can hold a meeting with them during Christmas, in Cambodia ...

2) I hope you have all your good luck charms, you know the "secret CIA hat" and the taped up dogtags, cause you'll need them.

3) Yes I have flip flopped, Mr. Kerry, I thought you were wrong for voting against the first Gulf War, then I thought you were right for voting for the Iraqi War, but I had to go back to thinking you were wrong to vote not to fund it.

4) I thought you were a traitor, then I thought you were misguided, now I think you are a traitor again ...
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Guest · Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:48 pm Post subject:

5) I want to address you as Mr. Kerry, really i do,
i just have this vision of Teresa slapping you around all the time.

Inatizzy · Former Member Joined: 28 Sep 2004 Posts: 439

I have decided to cede my time to Mr. Kerry so that he can debate himself long enough to decide what he wants to do about Iraq.

(Wouldn't it be great if Bush took the stage wearing flip flops with his suit) Laughing

I would like to look at my opponent's senate record, but it would take the CIA a month to find it, it 's buried so deeply.

kmudd · Master Chief Petty Officer Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 825

Is that your final answer ?

brotherofvietvet · Lt.Jg. Joined: 18 Aug 2004 Posts: 105

"I thought about raising the alert level to orange but my opponent has beat me to it."

"If we followed my opponents positions Saddam would still be in power in Iraq.
In fact Saddam would still be in Kuwait."

"If we followed my opponents opinions the only way I could make peace with Islamic Fundametalist's is to change my name to Mohammed and pray toward Mecca 5 times a day."

"The French are a bunch of ingraits, if it was not for the greatness of the American soldier the French would still be speaking German and doing the goosestep."

Charles DeGaule:
"Secretary Rusk, France wants no American troops on French soil."

Dean Rusk:
"Does that include the American troops that are buried in France."

True Encounter!!

ProudDaughterofVet · Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:19 pm Post subject:

bsjracing · Seaman Joined: 03 Sep 2004 Posts: 199

oompa loompa audtions are down the hall.
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buffman · LCDR Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 437

Hey bub, I know you been busy windsurfing and toasting yourself in the salon, but, did you get around to signing that 180 yet?
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Wing Wiper · Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:12 pm Post subject:

homesteader · PO3 Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 294 Location: wisconsin

I respect my opponant's right to have his position on the war, whichever position he has at the time.

When my opponant's position on the war is the same as mine, which it has been at times, I appreciate his support.

I was once asked if I had made a mistake about the war.........I have. I made the mistake of believing that a vote for the war by certain members of the Senate would mean those members would support the troops.

blue9t3 · Admiral Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon

Bush looks at the camera: I refuse to engage in a battle of witts with an unarmed man!

or maybe: Eeeeww, whats that orange stuff all over your face?
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Doc Jerry · Commander Joined: 28 May 2004 Posts: 339

1. Mr. Kerry, can we have Dan Rather vouch for your tan? Fake or real?
2. Mr. Kerry, is your head really that big or does it just look like that on TV?
3. (Bush looking down at Kerry's feet). Mr. Kerry, I see you left your flip-flops at home.
4. Mr. Kerry, you say you want to involve the UN more. How about having them pay their friggin parking tickets first?
5. Mr. Kerry, you say we Republicans cater to the rich, but you just marry them.
6. Mr. Kerry, last week you presented a 4 point plan on Iraq. Is that a point for every position you've had on the war?
7. Mr. Kerry, we heard you had a bad cold last week. With the size of your head, I'm surprised it cleared up so quickly.
8. Mr. Kerry, where is John Edwards?
9. Mr. Kerry, we're 30 seconds into the debate. When are you going to mention Vietnam?

Cool

Medics, we're there when you need us.

WilliamShipley · Seaman Recruit Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 37

Mr. Kerry, you have promised French troups will help in Iraq when you are elected -- are you running for president of France?

jataylor11 · Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:34 pm Post subject:

Thanks for the wit. Now I have to go home spray on some tan in a can, put on my flip flops, make a pb&j sandwich and kool-aid, and stretch so I can easily move from sofa to chair to floor, to chair to sofa to warm up for Kerry's turns in the debate --- after all I want to keep an open mind ---

Oh wait I've read Unfit for Command ---- I don't need to keep an open mind --- I have an educated one.

blue9t3 · Admiral Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon

How much do you spend on razor blades monthly?
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