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lthrneck · Lieutenant Joined: 02 Sep 2004 Posts: 214

(One of my corpsman buddies sent this to me).

This young guy of about 30-35 gets out of the Marines after Nam. He lives his life like the American dream. When the War on Iraq comes around he goes down to the local recruiting station, and tells the
recruiter, "I want in, I wanna fight."

But the recruiter says, "Sorry man, you're too old."
"Fine," the guy says. "I'll go to the Pentagon. I have a friend there. He'll let me in!"

So he goes to the Pentagon and tells his friend, "I want in, I wanna fight."
But his friend says, "Sorry Buddy, you're too old."
"Fine," the guy says. "I'll buy a boat and row to Iraq!"

So he goes out and buys himself a rowboat and starts rowing to Iraq, chanting "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!" over and over again.

GOD goes up to St. Peter and says, "St. Peter, what do I do to stop this guy?"
St. Peter tells GOD, "Why don't you take his brain? It's the root of all thought."

So GOD takes the guy's brain.
It doesn't faze him. "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!".

GOD then says, "Now what?!" St. Peter replies, "Why don't you take his heart? It's the seat of all emotion."

So God takes it. Doesn't faze the guy. "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!'.

So GOD says, "Now what should I do?!"
St. Peter smiles and says, "Take his balls."
So GOD takes the guy's balls.

The guy stops rowing, looks confused, turns his boat around, and begins chanting, "Off we go, into the wild blue yonder..."

My name is Doc and I approve of this message! :>)
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Semper fi
uuurah
Carry On!!

Aristotle The Hun · PO1 Joined: 18 Aug 2004 Posts: 488 Location: Naples FL

Having been a second class citizen in the Navy (airedale) I should be ticked off, but I realized this is one of those jokes that you can change around and tell on anybody.

So now I have more ammo for inter-service rivalry of any kind.

i.e. He turned around and began singing about Montezuma

He turned around and began singing about hills and dales

He turned around and began singing about weighing anchors, etc.

What would A CG guy with no brain, heart, or balls, sing?

Thanks, Sam
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USAF66-70 · Lt.Jg. Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 136

Funny lthrneck.

I heard ole man Bush tell one on Hannity today relating to how Dems whine about a few attacks by Repubs while the Dems have been making dishonest personal attacks on his son all year long:

A gladiator is buried up to his neck in the Coliseum and then a lion is released—the lion attacks and the gladiator manages to bite and rip off the lion’s balls; and the whiners in the crowd scream: “Hey, that’s not fair, the gladiator cheated!”

It was funnier when papa Bush tells it … God, I love that family. And I think the ole man and W both flew planes too, no?

DrEntropy · Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 2:21 am Post subject:

Sure enuff: Dont' like it at all.

Close air support don't count a bit, right? FAC were woosies?!?!

and SPECTRE was a figment of the VC's imagination...

Good thing we're all in this together! Wink

lthrneck: you're gonna buy me a beer soon. I'll buy th' SECOND one ;-}

Troll.
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"The flames kindled on the fourth of July, seventeen hundred and seventy six, have spread over too much of the globe to be extinguished by the feeble engines of despotism." -- Thomas Jefferson

lthrneck · Lieutenant Joined: 02 Sep 2004 Posts: 214

Hell of a family, I'm sure they will be glad when the election is over getting the crap beat out of them by the scum bag liberals. This is one of the dirtyest elections I've ever witnessed.
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"Old Breed, New Breed, There's not a DAMM bit of
difference so long as it's the MARINE Breed"
- Lt. Gen Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller

Semper fi
uuurah
Carry On!!

DrEntropy · Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 2:25 am Post subject:

lthrneck wrote:

BigAl533 · Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:40 am Post subject:

sore loser · Ensign Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 62 Location: Motown, MI

BigAl533 · Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 6:51 am Post subject:

LewWaters · Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:06 am Post subject:

Please note, while discussions of the Bush family history may be enlightening, this forum is neither pro or anti Bush. Our mission is to expose John Kerry as unfit for command.

Also note, this thread was started as humor, not a discussion of Bush. Therefore, I'm moving it to Geedunk

Let's not get sidetracked with discussions of Bush history, let's remained focus on a determined foe, Kerry.

Thanks for your cooperation
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Snipe · Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:16 pm Post subject:

[quoteWhat would A CG guy with no brain, heart, or balls, sing?

Thanks, Sam[/quote]

"Row, row, row your boat...."
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