SwiftVets.com Forum Index SwiftVets.com
Service to Country
 
 FAQFAQ   SearchSearch   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups   RegisterRegister 
 ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 

KERRY GOING A DUCK HUNTIN!!!!
Goto page 1, 2  Next
 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    SwiftVets.com Forum Index -> Geedunk & Scuttlebutt
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
twicearound
PO2


Joined: 02 Sep 2004
Posts: 362
Location: San Antonio

PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:23 pm    Post subject: KERRY GOING A DUCK HUNTIN!!!! Reply with quote

The mayor of Youngstown Ohio called into the Rush show and said skerry is going to be there two weeks before the election (precious time given) to duck hunt in an area that goes 60 to 70 percent dem. The mayor of Youngstown has endorsed GW. He has made 4 visits to the area and says that he is coming now for pleasure is pure spin. FOLKS BE ENCOURAGED NO PRECIOUS TIME IS GIVEN THESE DAYS TO SAFE TERRITORY.

GOT DUCK!!!!! The mayor is a DEM and has endorsed GW with much slander from the powers that be
_________________
twicearound
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
DaveL
Commander


Joined: 25 Aug 2004
Posts: 300

PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was a good interview...the mayor also said about media bias (paraphrasing)...don't be surprised if Kerry shoots a pigeon or a hen and Dan Rather reports it as a duck!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
shadowy
Commander


Joined: 26 Aug 2004
Posts: 301
Location: St. Louis, MO

PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Duck hunting---is that when outdoorsman John Kerry is a totin' a gun through the woods like a reg'lar guy, and everyone within a mile needs to DUCK! Including the cameraman?
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Bystander
PO3


Joined: 25 Aug 2004
Posts: 271
Location: MI

PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oooh, goody! If Skerry gets a (rubber) ducky, Tuh-ray-zuh can cook it in (gin soaked) raisin sauce! That is if she has any left over. Laughing
_________________
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
..................................Eleanor Roosevelt
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Steve Z
Rear Admiral


Joined: 20 Aug 2004
Posts: 687
Location: West Hartford CT

PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:52 pm    Post subject: Duck Hunting Reply with quote

In UFC, Kerry staged re-enactments of his "heroic victories", but will wild ducks be obedient props? Are the cameramen going to film hours of Kerry in a duck blind waiting for a duck to show up, so they can get a few seconds of Kerry shooting? What if Kerry misses all the ducks? Can Kerry really get all his ducks in a row?

Every hour that Kerry spends on a wild-goose chase, or a wild-duck chase, is an hour less that he will spend on a wild vote chase. I vote for the ducks!

Caption: Kerry Quacking up!
_________________
The traitor will crater!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
bhlewis
Ensign


Joined: 05 Sep 2004
Posts: 63

PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
jataylor11
Vice Admiral


Joined: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 856
Location: Woodbridge, Virginia

PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does Kerry crawl on this stomach to the duck blind the same way he goes deer hunting? Wink Wink (I hope so -- just teasing Secret Service, just teasing) Laughing Laughing Laughing


(For those of you who have never been duck hunting -- most duck blinds are in or near standing water)

All we need to see -- Kerry in waders. Razz Razz Laughing Razz Laughing Razz
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
msindependent
Vice Admiral


Joined: 26 Aug 2004
Posts: 891
Location: Colorado

PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where is PETA when you need them? I think that I'll email them and let them know Kerry is killing ducks. Twisted Evil
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Guest






PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

msindependent wrote:
Where is PETA when you need them? I think that I'll email them and let them know Kerry is killing ducks. Twisted Evil


We should all do it!
Back to top
dcornutt
PO3


Joined: 26 Aug 2004
Posts: 267
Location: Brooklyn, NY

PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No need, he'll probably come back next week and protest duck hunting.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
LewWaters
Admin


Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 4042
Location: Washington State

PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Truth be known, he'll be on a snipe hunt Shocked

Make sure he gets a big bag to catch all the snipe he can Wink Laughing
_________________
Clark County Conservative
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
azpatriot
Senior Chief Petty Officer


Joined: 20 Aug 2004
Posts: 593
Location: Arizona

PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For there own safety they should load his shotgun with blanks Very Happy
_________________
Proud to be an American! and member of the PAJAMAHADEEN Cool
FedEx Kinko's: When it absolutely, positively has to be forged overnight Shocked
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
MissouriVeteransDaughter
Ensign


Joined: 09 Sep 2004
Posts: 59
Location: Springfield, Missouri, Bush Country!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I sure hope noone loans Kerry their retrievers. I love dogs and would hate to see a defenseless animal put in danger for a photo-op. Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
_________________
"Lord...Who may live on your holy hill? He whose walk is blameless and who does what is righteous, who speaks the truth from his heart and has no slander on his tongue, who does his neighbor no wrong and casts no slur on his fellowman" Ps15:1-3.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Snipe
Senior Chief Petty Officer


Joined: 03 Jun 2004
Posts: 574
Location: Peoria, Illinois

PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just so the gun he uses says "Daisy" on it and everyone wears eye
protection, it should be OK. After seeing how he handles a football,
a sail board, and a snow board......
_________________
Tin Can Sailor
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
MichaelP
Ensign


Joined: 28 Sep 2004
Posts: 61
Location: Texas

PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snipe wrote:
Just so the gun he uses says "Daisy" on it and everyone wears eye
protection, it should be OK. After seeing how he handles a football,
a sail board, and a snow board......


ROFL Laughing Laughing

Michael
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    SwiftVets.com Forum Index -> Geedunk & Scuttlebutt All times are GMT
Goto page 1, 2  Next
Page 1 of 2

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group