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joyceb
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:29 pm    Post subject: best job suited for John Kerry Reply with quote

I'm a 53 three year old mother and homemaker.
I've been so tuned into this election for almost two years now.
I've decided what job John Kerry will be suited to do after he loses this election. John Kerry should become a fertilizer spreader, because that's what he's been spreading all over the United States of America.
Any woman who believes what he has to say is an idiot. Idiot isn't that what Teresa said we were if we didn't like her husbands health plan?
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arkadyfolkner
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

septic tank cleaner.

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JannDallas
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Botox spokesman
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PrinceLazar
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:34 pm    Post subject: Re: best job suited for John Kerry Reply with quote

joyceb wrote:
I'm a 53 three year old mother and homemaker.
I've been so tuned into this election for almost two years now.
I've decided what job John Kerry will be suited to do after he loses this election. John Kerry should become a fertilizer spreader, because that's what he's been spreading all over the United States of America.
Any woman who believes what he has to say is an idiot. Idiot isn't that what Teresa said we were if we didn't like her husbands health plan?


Salesperson of Gooseliver for a french delicacy store in Paris.
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GoEagles
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mopper at peep show booths
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Wing Wiper
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Joined: 09 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

243 days of Swiftboat patrol on the Mekong delta. He owes us that for the fraudulant Purple Heart(s).
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Poposwife_Retiredarmywife
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Al Bundy's replacement as Shoe Salesman. Very Happy

Complete with Family Shocked

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kmudd
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Elephant pooper scooper.
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blue9t3
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aljezeera news reporter!
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JannDallas
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about rich widow giggalo.
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ocsparky101
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think he will be doing anything. I am sure after the way he considered he at the last debate he loses Therezzzza is going to mop the floor with his sorry caurcus. Sorry she will have her maid do it.
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air force brat
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He can become a professor at these liberal colleges and teach people how to "marry up"! He should know, he's a pro at it.
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sdonions
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am going to vote for pivot man in a circle jerk.
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Bystander
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'septic tank cleaner'

This would be most appropriate since he's been doing so much to fill them!
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P. Aaron
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am sure there's a percentage of guys out there that wants to know how he managed to score with rich chicks, and if sKerry'd teach 'em how it's done.

sKerry could probably make real money doing that!
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