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[stevek]

RESIDENCE:

7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth multimillions

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement:

I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.

Military:

I used three minor (self-inflicted) band-aid injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam. I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda's effort in anti-American activities, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? Those veterans who know me cannot be used as a reference.

My book "Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier" shows how I truly feel about the military and the waste of money it is.

College:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A I do know how to steer a small boat, but do not have a pilot's license to fly military/civilian aircraft like George Bush.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for US Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS A US SENATOR:

I have "missed" over 80% of the votes as a Senator. I have been busy running around the country and other personal activities.

I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it.

I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.

My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make no or little charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of $700 million.

Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. NIMBY.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

None. Also none from Veterans

PERSONAL

I ride a Serotta Bike; I am fascinated with motorcycles and have owned a British Truimph, an Italian Ducati, and a German BMW. I only decided to purchase an American Harley-Davidson when it became clear to me that I was going to run for president.

My Gulfstream V Jet I call "The Flying Squirrel"

I call my $ 850,000 42 foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scaramouche".

I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and you had better listen to it as it reflects our real culture. I strongly believe that the heart and soul of America is Hollywood.

I own several SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems. I am against drilling for oil in the USA so that we can be dependent upon expensive foreign oil.

[USMCWayne]

...and I've managed to convince a bit less than 50% of the electorate, with lies, generalizations, flip-flops, and mud-slinging that I'm a common man, well-suited to be POTUS.

[Sergei]

A fine resume.

In the spirit of humor, please read the article below.


-Sergei

[PrinceLazar]

[blue9t3]

Ever notice whenever theres a sports ball involved his eyes are closed? What a wennie!
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[rparrott21]

The boy needs another round of botox...he bagging up..

[Guest]

LOL