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The bandit · Commander Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 349

Kerry was asked what kind of hunting he preferred and he said 'I'd have to say deer,' said the senator. 'I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double-barrel, crawl around on my stomach ... That's hunting.'

I am trying to visualize hunting deer crawling on my stomach with a shotgun here. So far all I am visualizing is deer laughing their asses off at me.

DevilDon · Lt.Jg. Joined: 16 May 2004 Posts: 102 Location: Milwaukee

I would have to assume as a former hawk and present pacifist, he intends to give the deer every available opportunity to surrender. Surely the sounds of a man crawling on his belly through the woods is enough for any intelligent buck to cease his "run and flee" tactics and throw up his hooves in surrender.
And if that wayward mammal lacks the sense to give up his life-long freedom, then it's a big KABOOM from "ole Smokey" and Mr. Kerry will drop him like a sack of potatoes from 200 yards with a slug to the back. Sporting!

"The horror, the horror....."

GoophyDog · Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:35 am Post subject:

I think my position on Mr. Kerry has been made pretty clear so please allow me to digress just a tad.

East Coasters, at least in Mass, have to hunt with a shotgun. Seems they were killing each other too much otherwise.

Personally, I couldn't see hunting out there with such a big round making a very big hole. What a waste.
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