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Big Kahuna
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 Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 4:03 pm Post subject: John Kerry is a Saint! |
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John Kerry was going to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside Washington as part of his campaign. Kerry's campaign manager made a visit to the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say John Kerry is a saint." The Cardinal thinks it over for a moment and agrees to do it.
John Kerry shows up, and as the Mass progresses the Cardinal begins his homily. "John Kerry is petty, a self-absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. He is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally known. But compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint."
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republicanveteran
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Location: Texas
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| Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Good post. A variation of an old Jerry Clower joke. |
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Snipe
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Joined: 03 Jun 2004
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Location: Peoria, Illinois
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| Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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Dern! Two good posts. The "Kerry is a saint" I'm going to
steal and post on my High School net.
As for Jerry Clower, I've been trying to think of his name for
the last couple of days in reference to some posts on another
board about Jeff Foxworthy and the Blue Coller Comedy Tour.
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