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Kimmymac
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 Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 6:40 pm Post subject: IMPORTANT! |
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This is a question of utmost importance.
How long do olives (spanish, pimento stuffed) keep in an opened, refrigerated, jar? Is white stuff floating on the top a bad sign, do you think?
If I were going to immerse them in gin I wouldn't ask, as the antibacterial effects of gin are well-documented, but I am actually thinking about eating them straight.
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Mary Ann Parker
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| Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 6:46 pm Post subject: Kimmy! Your Brain Is Immune! Tummy May Not Be!! |
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Even cheese won't help!
Submit it to science without trial/study! 
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Inatizzy
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| Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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The white stuff floating is hardened olive oil. Just eat em. If they're bad you'll only puke once.  |
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Kimmymac
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| Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, okay, thanks Tizzy. The idea of only puking once is very comforting.
MaryAnn: How could you miss my posts?  I like, never fricken shut up. Wouldn't I need to shut up and stop posting to be missed?
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blue9t3
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| Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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Kimme,
I say down the olives, think of it as a root-beer float?
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| Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:48 pm Post subject: Re: IMPORTANT! |
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| Kimmymac wrote: | This is a question of utmost importance.
How long do olives (spanish, pimento stuffed) keep in an opened, refrigerated, jar? Is white stuff floating on the top a bad sign, do you think?
If I were going to immerse them in gin I wouldn't ask, as the antibacterial effects of gin are well-documented, but I am actually thinking about eating them straight. |
Well I'd say you are growing penicillin...in laymens terms.....MOLD. Yuck...you might get a stomach ache if you eat them straight up, so toss them out and buy a new jar! Unless of course, you have some gin around!!! 
Also, olives are good for six months once opened. If the lid is not put back tightly enough then they last only about two months to three months tops.
Hope this helps you!  |
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blue9t3
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| Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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If your olives look like a Chia-pet, will you still need a flu shot?
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.::geo::.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Inatizzy wrote: | | The white stuff floating is hardened olive oil. Just eat em. If they're bad you'll only puke once. |
Dude!!! I'm trying to eat a sandwich here!!!
e,
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Inatizzy
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| Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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| .::geo::. wrote: | | Inatizzy wrote: | | The white stuff floating is hardened olive oil. Just eat em. If they're bad you'll only puke once. |
Dude!!! I'm trying to eat a sandwich here!!!
e,
Georgi |
Sorry man, no offense. By all means, finish your sandwich.
<[muttering to self]freakin selfish bugger didn't even offer me a bite. what's his name again...[muttering to self/]
(jot jot)
A guy can't even get an olive around her. Where's that gin??? |
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.::geo::.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Inatizzy wrote: | | .::geo::. wrote: | | Inatizzy wrote: | | The white stuff floating is hardened olive oil. Just eat em. If they're bad you'll only puke once. |
Dude!!! I'm trying to eat a sandwich here!!!
e,
Georgi |
Sorry man, no offense. By all means, finish your sandwich.
<[muttering to self]freakin selfish bugger didn't even offer me a bite. what's his name again...[muttering to self/]
(jot jot)
A guy can't even get an olive around her. Where's that gin??? |
~LMAO~ I'm a girl.
You are more than welcome to my sandwich... now if I can just squish it through the monitor...
Gin.. The last time I had gin.. let's just say it took a long time to live down THOSE photos  |
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Kimmymac
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| Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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LOL ::geo:: wrt gin and evidence.
First thing you do before any get together of any of your rowdier friends is confiscate all cameras.
I learned this the hard way. |
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.::geo::.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Kimmymac wrote: | LOL ::geo:: wrt gin and evidence.
First thing you do before any get together of any of your rowdier friends is confiscate all cameras.
I learned this the hard way. |
Yes. Yes.
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Inatizzy
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| Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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| .::geo::. wrote: | | Inatizzy wrote: | | .::geo::. wrote: | | Inatizzy wrote: | | The white stuff floating is hardened olive oil. Just eat em. If they're bad you'll only puke once. |
Dude!!! I'm trying to eat a sandwich here!!!
e,
Georgi |
Sorry man, no offense. By all means, finish your sandwich.
<[muttering to self]freakin selfish bugger didn't even offer me a bite. what's his name again...[muttering to self/]
(jot jot)
A guy can't even get an olive around her. Where's that gin??? |
~LMAO~ I'm a girl.
You are more than welcome to my sandwich... now if I can just squish it through the monitor...
Gin.. The last time I had gin.. let's just say it took a long time to live down THOSE photos |
Oops, sorry ma'am. That's OK. I wouldn't wanna take a lady's sandwich. Besides it does make a mess trying to thread it through the monitor and I'll get mayo all over my keyboard. But thanks for offering.....
<what's her name now....jot jot....nice lady>
BTW, ANY booze and photographic equipment don't mix. Rule of thumb.....and forefinger. Write it down. Kimmymac will tell ya. It ain't a pretty sight those pics. Fodder for being duped and ending up on every redneck webpage in America.
.....and remember...gin will sneak up on ya. One minute you're fine, BOOM, the next minute you're sitting on the bar stool wondering where the hell the floor went. |
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.::geo::.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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Oops, sorry ma'am. That's OK. I wouldn't wanna take a lady's sandwich. Besides it does make a mess trying to thread it through the monitor and I'll get mayo all over my keyboard. But thanks for offering.....
<what's her name now....jot jot....nice lady>
BTW, ANY booze and photographic equipment don't mix. Rule of thumb.....and forefinger. Write it down. Kimmymac will tell ya. It ain't a pretty sight those pics. Fodder for being duped and ending up on every redneck webpage in America.
.....and remember...gin will sneak up on ya. One minute you're fine, BOOM, the next minute you're sitting on the bar stool wondering where the hell the floor went. |
All of my personalities thank you
I've had more than enough of... well.. ALL of those moments. ~does a google search for redneck photos~ Nope, I'm not there yet!
I've actually turned into a tequilla girl. The only downfall to that is after a few shots I think I can sing...
At least I think I sound okay. |
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Kimmymac
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| Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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You know what is worse, geo? After a few shots I think you can sing, too!
Do you know what a guy said to us at our last girls night out? "Ladies shouldn't drink shots."
My freind said, "Thanks so much for the heads up. If we see any ladies we will be sure to tell them."
He looked real scared, and sort of scampered off. HA! Real men shouldn't scamper. |
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