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[Mother]

DINNER IS NOW SERVED...

You can now order your copy of “Ketchup With Your Crow, Mr. Moore?” - a
compilation of blurbs and nuggets from the Campaign 2004 trail, sort of
a “best of” News & Views book. The full flavor of the 2004 election
season is captured in these 150+ pages of quotes and one-liners from the
likes of Ann Coulter, Jay Leno, Neal Boortz, Lyn Nofziger, Cal Thomas,
John Fund and James Taranto.

Ah, the memories…

Dean’s scream
Janet’s boob
Whoopi’s butt
John-Boy’s hair
Gen. Clark bombs
Al Gore unhinged
Teresa Heinz unplugged
Lawrence O’Donnell unglued
Dems unchained
Abu Ghraib and the Beheadings
The president’s amnesty proposal
Spending like drunken Democrats
Era of big government returns
Mutiny on the Conservative Bounty
Marriage on the rocks
Spitting on Reagan’s grave
Girlie Men
Stupidity epidemic in public schools
The Wizard of Coz
Hollywood to the rescue
Fahren-hate 911
What’s in Sandy Berger’s pants?
86’ing the 527s
Voting for it before voting against it
Swifties vs. Kerry
Kerry vs. Kerry
Zell gives ‘em hell
The Terminator’s All-American speech
CBS & Rathergate
Kerry’s tan
Kerry’s “October disguise”
Kerry’s “global test”
Kerry’s army (of lawyers)
The vice president’s daughter
Bin Laden’s independent expenditure
The “dumb-decided” vote
Coastopia vs. Jesusland
Donkeys sing the “blues”
And much, much more.

If you like reading News & Views, you’re gonna LOVE reading “Ketchup
With Your Crow, Mr. Moore?” And the last chapter is dedicated to
post-election blues...including a host of quotes, commentaries and blurbs
which were never published in News & Views. Great new stuff. You won’t
feel the left’s pain...but you’ll love it!

“Ketchup With Your Crow, Mr. Moore?” is not available in bookstores or
on Amazon.com. In fact, I may not sell it retail at all...at least not
until after the first of the year. For now there’s only one way to get
it. For details, just go to: http://www.chuckmuth.com/crow.htm

A real collector’s item. A political junkie’s dream. Your liberal
brother-in-law’s worst nightmare. A great Christmas gift for both. I
only plan to print a limited number for my first (and maybe only) run...so
don’t miss out. Order yours TODAY!

[redneckvet]

.....hmmmmmmmmm, got a couple of"friends" that I haven't bought Christmas presents for.
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[blue9t3]

Mikey can read this while on the toilet or having dinner! maybe he'll kill two birds with one stone. (what a hunka burning love).
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