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HISTORY TEST by Thomas H. Lipscomb
Humor File
To The Point
Thursday, February 3, 2005

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!

Do you remember?

In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
` a. Superman
` b. Jay Lenno
` c. Harry Potter
` d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
` a. Olga Corbett
` b. Sitting Bull
` c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
` d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
` a. Lost Norwegians
` b. Elvis
` c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
` d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
` a. John Dillinger
` b. The King of Sweden
` c. The Boy Scouts
` d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
` a. A pizza delivery boy
` b. Pee Wee Herman
` c. Geraldo Rivera
` d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year-old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
` a. The Smurfs
` b. Davy Jones
` c. The Little Mermaid
` d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
` a. Captain Kidd
` b. Charles Lindberg
` c. Mother Teresa
` d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
` a. Scooby Doo
` b. The Tooth Fairy
` c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
` d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
` a. Richard Simmons
` b. Grandma Moses
` c. Michael Jordan
` d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
` a. Mr. Rogers
` b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
` c. The World Wrestling Federation
` d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

On 9/11/2001, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
` a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
` b. The Supreme Court of Florida
` c. Mr. Bean
` d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
` a. Enron
` b. The Lutheran Church
` c. The NFL
` d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
` a. Bonnie and Clyde
` b. Captain Kangaroo
` c. Billy Graham
` d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Nope, ... I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us and CAIR (The Council on American-Islamic Relations), airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss – but leave Muslim males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.

Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with bozo bureaucrats at Norman Mineta’s Department of Transportation feel doubly ashamed of themselves - if they have the capacity to do so. It will do no good to send it to the professional apologists for Islamic Terrorism at CAIR, so you needn’t bother.


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Read "Flying Blind" by Michael Smerconish, the PHila morning man and former attorney on WPHT.

Why has Mineta's resignation not been requested? He should have been the first to go. A Clintonoid who needs to be dumped.
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8th Army Korea 68-69

[shawa]

I agree, GM Strong
Mineta's background as an encampment detainee explains his
objections to profiling.
He is TOO politically correct to be in the position he holds.
I don't understand Bush retaining him.

BTW, I used to enjoy listening to Smerconish when he was on in the evening.
I live in Michigan and can only pull in WPHT in the early evening.

[NYCnative]

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