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A new twist to the "John Kerry is a Saint" joke from the campaign with more recent events.

"John Kerry is a Saint"

At Saint Peter's Basilica in Rome, Cardinal Ratzinger was approached by the Kerry camp moments before the start of Pope John Paul II's funeral, with a "request".

The Kerry representative asks the Cardinal:"Sen.Kerry will be attending the service today, along with a substantial amount of media people. If you could say from your pulpit during your sermon that:"John Kerry is a Saint", we will donate $100,000 to the church."

The Cardinal replies:"I will fulfill your request during the mass.", upon which the Kerry rep fulfills his "part" of the "deal".

Saint Peter's Basilica is totally packed, with Kerry seated in the front row pew, eagerly anticipating the Cardinals' "announcement", which will FINALLY put the Catholic "seal of approval" on his otherwise questionable "faith".

The Cardinal starts his sermon.

"In addition to all these dignitaries, we have a very special person in our house of worship today. I would like to welcome Mass Sen.John Kerry. In his 19 years in the Senate, he has voted for and supported "Roe vs. Wade", which ends the lifes of millions of unborn every year, which is completely against what the Church believes.

Sen Kerry also supports "partial birth abortion" which contradicts Church law.

Sen, Kerry has also has backed underage teenage birth control and abortion without parental consent, has STRONGLY come out in support of Gay marriage, which contradicts the teachings of the Church.

He has voted against the US troops in Iraq, voted for almost every tax increase that daily puts more of a strain on America's hard working families.

After only 4 1/2 months of what was supposed to be at least a 12 month "tour of duty" in Vietnam, Sen Kerry, along with Jane Fonda and a few others, has almost single handedly been given the mantle of credit for creating the anti-war hatred and slandering of the US troops in Vietnam, which resulted in the treasonable act of supporting America's enemy during a time of war, and to this day, making every soldier who has ever put on a uniform for the United States, and especially those who served so faithfully in Vietnam, feel like a criminal in their own country to this very day because of the lies he told in 1971 in front of a Senate committee, of the DAILY attrocities committed by America's brave fighting service men and women.

......But compared to Sen. Ted Kennedy, the man standing next to him today, John Kerry is a Saint !!"

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[Stevie]

Oh! that's wonderful! I missed hearing him say that!
oh wait.... I'm on drugs! It was just a joke! Dang!

sooo cute!!!
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Stevie
Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage
morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should
be arrested, exiled or hanged.