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Andy Borowitz: Mel Gibson Chases Jane Fonda in Nuclear-Power

 
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Tanya
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:20 pm    Post subject: Andy Borowitz: Mel Gibson Chases Jane Fonda in Nuclear-Power Reply with quote

Andy Borowitz: Mel Gibson Chases Jane Fonda in Nuclear-Powered Pro-War Bus

Hollywood Bus Chase Tops 150 MPH
By: Andy Borowitz
Published: August 1, 2005 at 08:38

"Actress Jane Fonda's plan to protest the war in Iraq by leading an antiwar bus tour across the country hit an unexpected bump in the road today when actor Mel Gibson decided to chase Ms. Fonda's bus in a pro-war bus of his own.

"If Jane Fonda thinks her antiwar bus is the only bus on the road, she is sorely mistaken," Mr. Gibson told reporters from behind the wheel of his mammoth pro-war vehicle. "My bus is on the road and, more importantly, we are on her tail."

http://www.yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_23377.shtml

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go git'er Mel.
I hope you can show her for what she is. A traiterous piece of subhuman vermin.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mel Gibson is a great American. Out of dozens of Hollywood movies that wrongfully depicted our Vietnam era veterans he was the only one who bucked the Hollyweird crowd and got it right with "We Were Soldiers" God Bless you Mel.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope his bus is like a monster truck/bus, I would like to see him flatten her mazola bus! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Be really cool if nobody would sell her any veggie oil. Razz

Mel's bus driver to Mel, "Honest boss, I swear I didn't see her fixing to step out of her bus."

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unfortunately, Yubanet is a gag blog.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She should take al sharpton along for the ride, they could squeeze out his hair if they run out of french-fry grease! Wink
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