Tanya
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 Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:10 am Post subject: Reagan Documents Link John Roberts to Neanderthals |
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Oh my!
Aug 19, 2005
Washington—"In a sudden turn of events, Reagan documents linked Supreme Court nominee John Roberts to early humans, commonly referred to as Neanderthals. The shocking revelation left many confused and the White House in stunned silence at their poor choice of candidate, a position a minority of Americans—best known as conservatives—agreed with.
The so-called classic Neanderthals were robust and had a large, thick skull, a sloping forehead, and a chinless jaw. These features, keys to the evolutionary link, were easily identifiable in conservatives such as Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Walter Williams and Mark Levin, but also found in John Roberts. But more apparent are the truths found within the Reagan documents, revealing the dark secrets hidden to everyday Americans.
More than 38,000 pages of documents stored at the Reagan presidential library in California were released on Thursday that reportedly provided the definitive clues into Roberts’ philosophy, and became the key that uncovered the skeletons within when he was an associate counsel in the Reagan White House from 1982-1986."
More at link"
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_2726325.shtml
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