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PhantomSgt
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 Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:45 am Post subject: Michael Moore Enrolls at Fat Farm |
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Reprinted from NewsMax.com
Tuesday, Aug. 23, 2005 7:09 p.m. EDT
Michael Moore Enrolls at Fat Farm
The controversial filmmaker Michael Moore has signed up at a Florida fat farm, according to PageSix.com.
The creator and director of Fahrenheit 9/11 repordedly is forking up $3,800-a-week for a weight loss crash course.
Moore registered at Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa in Aventura, Fla. On the training menu: learning to cook healthy meals and "life re-education."
The reported goal for the portly Moore - shed 12 pounds during the first three weeks.
All it will take is a case of Exlax since he is so full of crap.
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Snipe
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:44 am Post subject: |
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Are you sure that he isn't checking into a mega hog farm in Iowa?
OK, that's not very charitable, but in Moore's case I'll make an
exception.
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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| BE CAREFUL OF BONES MIKEY.WE DON'T WANT ANY ACCIDENTS. |
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wwIIvetsdaughter
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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If Mickey Moore is of the mindset we are "torturing" islamo-facists in Gitmo, why doesn't he volunteer to check in, lose weight on their rations and save himself a bundle of moolah?  |
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Rdtf
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Will they force him to take a bath?? |
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blue9t3
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:22 am Post subject: |
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| Rdtf wrote: | | Will they force him to take a bath?? |
Naw they would just delouse him and rinse him off with a fire hose. Hmmmm a Fire Hose Enema......that would make Mikey smile.
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Do ya know what the difference is between Michael Moore and a prize pig is??? About 50 lbs, but if ya force feed the pig it will catch up. |
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noyesj
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:29 am Post subject: |
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You are forgetting that the Pig Makes for good food for all
of that are not ARABES.
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Nutso
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| Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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| If this works for Mikey the moron maybe we can take up a collection and send him to a 'stupid farm' next and see if they can cure that ailment. |
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Rdtf
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| Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:36 am Post subject: |
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| Do we think he's had that shower yet? |
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