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Anker-Klanker · Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:28 pm Post subject: Killing two birds with one stone

Sheryl Crow gave me an idea of how one might kill two birds with one stone. Really!

In her by now well-publicized remark about confining our use of toilet paper to one sheet to "save the planet" and be more "green," was the genesis of a real idea. Think of all the paper we'd save - with all the concomitment saving of trees (which counteract harmful CO2 emissions, forgetting for the moment how much water it takes to keep them alive), and all the carbon credits we would be due - if we'd all just take a simple step. In short, we need to cancel ALL of our newspaper and magazine subscriptions, and take the pledge to never buy another one at the news stand!!! The Left has not only given us persmission to do so, but have positively planted the seed of encouragement to take such action. Save trees, save transporation costs, save landfill space, etc., etc., etc. Go Green! And by all means encourage your Democrat friends to meet your challenge! (That's one bird)

Now how long do you suppose it would take for all the left-leaning MSM, who positively support Algore and greenie crowd, to become alarmed at the unintended consequences of their campaign? (And that's the second bird)

Snipe · Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:27 pm Post subject:

And Rosie said the only thing that I've thought funny to come out of her mouth in the last decade or so:

"Have you ever seen MY a$$?"
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AMOS · Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:39 pm Post subject:

Rosie said, "Have you ever seen MY a$$?"

No, your face is bad enough.

Snipe · Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:13 pm Post subject:

One square of toilet paper won't cover THAT either. Very Happy

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AMOS · Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:29 pm Post subject:

Wish sumpin' would.

AMOS · Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:20 pm Post subject:

To help get over this global warming thingie, a person should be happy to hear big, old Rosie O is done at The Piew in June.

Mebbe never hear THAT voice again? Please?

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streetsweeper95B · PO2 Joined: 25 Nov 2004 Posts: 365 Location: Texas

Lemme kiss sheryl crow on the lips very warmly, grope her bottom & pass the challenge on to al gore Wink

Whatcha think of me now? LOL
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DLI78 · PO3 Joined: 10 Nov 2004 Posts: 273

Rosie's face reminds me of that old joke: If my dog's face was that ugly, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards.

But seriously, we should not only avoid the paper versions of the MSM, we should also not spend time reading them online (to save energy).

After all, if switching from an incandescent bulb to a mercury-filled toxic waste bomb, I mean a compact fluorescent light saves so much energy, how much can we save by not reading CNN online?
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Stevie · Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:04 am Post subject:

ya'll be saying your prayers the big R doesn't get her own show to spew her propaganda out at us...

hey, those idiots on the hill are wasting TONS of paper. They need to quit putting all that pork crap in the bills. Think about how many pages of paper that would save times each of them getting a copy of it (that they don't read).

so, has anyone heard yet about how the limit of TP is going up there on the hill ? in the congressional pottys? Are they issued their allotment each day? or weekly? If they aren't there do they get to 'save up' their unused TP to use when they get back?
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Anker-Klanker · Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:44 pm Post subject:

baldeagle · Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:54 pm Post subject:

As a shipmate on another forum 'splained it; (tongue-in-cheek)