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I found a reference to this on Captain's Quarters, then went to hogonice and found it:



Proof Kerry is Telling the Truth

Major Embarrassment for the Right

It turns out John Kerry is telling the truth about spending Christmas in Cambodia. A British journalist who worked in Cambodia in the Sixties has just come forward with a recording of the following popular Cambodian folk song:

Grandma got run over by a swift boat
Walking home from our hooch Christmas Eve
You may say Cambodia has no swift boats
But me and Aunt Teresa, we believe

[chorus]

She'd been smoking too much Thai stick
And we begged her to keep low
But she felt like skinny dipping
And she staggered down the bank
into the flow

[chorus]

When we found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
She had Botox in her forehead
And incriminating ketchup
down her back

[chorus]

It's not Christmas without Grandma
The whole Khmer Rouge is dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Is Lieutenant Kerry
coming back?

[chorus]

I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Stay inside, protect your health
They should never give a medal
To a man who flips his lid
and shoots himself


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