View previous topic :: View next topic |
Author |
Message |
beansoup Lieutenant
Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Posts: 215 Location: Texas
|
|
Back to top |
|
|
Scott Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy
Joined: 24 May 2004 Posts: 1603 Location: Massachusetts
|
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:23 am Post subject: |
|
|
Q. Why are lawyers buried 12 feet down, instead of 6 feet?
A. Because, deep, deep down, lawyers are good people.
Does that answer your question? _________________ Bye bye, Boston Straggler! |
|
Back to top |
|
|
I B Squidly Vice Admiral
Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 879 Location: Cactus Patch
|
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:49 am Post subject: |
|
|
The difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer?
-You'll see skid marks in front of the skunk.
The difference between a carp and a lawyer?
-One's a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other's a fish.
Twenty thousand dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
-A good start. |
|
Back to top |
|
|
beansoup Lieutenant
Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Posts: 215 Location: Texas
|
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:20 am Post subject: |
|
|
Sure does Scott _________________ "John (F) Kerry = "Talk the Talk"
"George W.Bush = "Walk the Talk"
"Swiftvet Donation site"
http://swift1.he.net/~swiftvet/index.php |
|
Back to top |
|
|
|