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lefty · Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 4:20 pm Post subject: JOKE

kERRY'S first day in the oval office.
Nominates self for Nobel Peace Prize. DAY-2. gets paper cut on left index finger. Puts self in for fourth Purple Heart. DAY-3. Gets advice, from Clinton, on best place in White House to put the make on pages. DAY-4. Shoots self in foot with new gift. Puts self in for 5th Purple and Navy cross then takes the rest of the month off to recuperate from over work.

Leaves White house unlocked and George W. moves back in. Laughing

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Mooncusser · Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 5:32 pm Post subject:

Also, bulldoze Vietnam Memorial to make room for statue of self.

Upgrade Silver Star w/v to Medal of Honor w/v. Laughing

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lefty · Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 5:41 pm Post subject: Re: joke

Moon Cusser; WE'd have done better to have written this joke together. your addition made the whole joke. Laughing

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blue9t3 · Admiral Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon

kerrys reminder to himself>
Add face to Mt. Rushmore, note>use old photo!
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lefty · Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 7:22 pm Post subject: Re: joke

blue9t3 · Admiral Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon

Lefty, I doubt there would be enough room for his medals, maybe they could hang them on his ears like earings! Idea

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redhawk34 · Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:38 pm Post subject:

5th Day;
Declares May 1st National day of thanksgiving for Communist takeover of South Vietnam.
Appoints Jane Fonda Secretary of State, who immediately gives the keys to Kofi Annan.
Apologizes to Saddam, and reinstates him to his rightful place as Dictator of Iraq.

Should Bush win, he should place Kerry's portrait on the new 3 dollar bill (both sides) which will have no value whatever.
Redhawk

roughfun · Lt.Jg. Joined: 17 Aug 2004 Posts: 105 Location: California

He'd replace Iwo Jima Mnmt with mnmt to protesters as part of coronation proceedings. Pass law making prenups invalid.

blue9t3 · Admiral Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon

On day 6 after ribbon cutting ceromony for "New Iwo Jima " provide free nukes for friends like Iran and a midget from N.Korea-with bad hair, in an attempt to curtail outsourceing! Give saddam keys to a new rv because kerrys family has quit driving them! Cool

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