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Stacman
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Se7eN
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azpatriot
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Does that have rifling or is it a smooth bore weapon? 
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ocsparky101
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| Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 7:18 pm Post subject: the rifleing question. |
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| It must have rifling. Don't you remember from the Civil war how in accurate weapons were without rifling. God forbid our troops miss and put out some innocent eye or something. |
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2ndamendsis
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THANK YOU - THANK YOU - for the much needed chuckles today!!
Can't stop laughing {and praying it will always be a joke}.
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dukeblue
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| Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:10 pm Post subject: The Kerry Army |
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Where the soldiers have to blow to survive
While the CIC just sucks.
Be all he'll let you be (which is not much) in Kerry's Army
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sdonions
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| WOW. That is a HOME RUN. |
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Knighthawk
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
This pic is making its way through the Army as we speak. My fellow soldiers loved it, heck, we still watch Zell Millers speech to keep us motivated.
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BC
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| Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 7:03 am Post subject: Re: the rifleing question. |
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| ocsparky101 wrote: | | It must have rifling. Don't you remember from the Civil war how in accurate weapons were without rifling. God forbid our troops miss and put out some innocent eye or something. |
Unfortunatly it is smooth bore, kerry would not allow the money for rifling.
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dcornutt
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You could do a whole line..the sniper model with scope. Tape 4 of them together for an M-60. (like a panflute). Cardboard papertowel rolls for mortars. Heavy artillery would be one of those airpower spud guns.
What's the difference between a Democrat, Republican and Southern Republican? (or old school southern dem like Zell)
You are walking down the street with your family, when you see a crazed looking man with a machete walking towards you. You are armed with a fully loaded glock .40 cal and one extra clip which is legally lic. What do you do?
Democrat:
That man looks crazy. Perhaps he had a bad childhood or was abused. Maybe he's looking for someone else? Perhaps we could sit down and talk about it. I wonder what France would think about this? Maybe he just got done working and he's headed home? Maybe he doesn't really want to hurt us? Perhaps he only wants to wound us but not kill us? Maybe he just wants my money? What do you think honey? Wait...stop...(hack, hack, hack, hack).
Republican:
Stop...do NOT come any closer or I will shoot.....bang...bang.
Daddy, you shot him! I know honey. Are you alright?
Southern republican: (zell)
bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang
click,chunk (reload)
bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang
Nice grouping daddy! Were those the winchester silvertips? |
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