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Democratic convention preview

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/006914.php

A friend has forwarded us a pirated copy of the Democratic convention schedule for what appear to be the climactic festivities in Boston on July 28 or 29:

FOR THOSE OF YOU GOING TO BOSTON, HERE IS THE SCHEDULE OF EVENTS FOR THE DNC.

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:00pm - Secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton - collection taken during the prayer for palimony.
6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45pm - Antiwar rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Roundtable discussion of Taxes: "Calling for Higher Taxes on Others While You Pay None."

9:30pm - * Intermission * Special Guest SOLOIST JANE FONDA

10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn.
10:10pm - Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20pm - Cameo by Dean "Yeeearrrrrrrg!"
10:30pm - Seminar: "The Boy Scouts and Other Paramilitary threats to National Security."
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the U.N.
11:00pm - Alternative marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm - "Free Saddam" pep rally.
11:50pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democratic candidate.
12:01am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:02am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

[Marine4life]

That was good but you forgot the interduction of the legal defense team to challenge the election. Semper Fi.
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[sparky]

Sounds suspiciously like the GOP roster:

6:00pm - Opening ceremony burning effigies of those who don't submit to compulsory oaths of allegiance
6:00pm - Prayers by Pat Robertson, faith healing,and condemnation of America's sinful ways as an explanation for 9/11 (God's wrath, you know)
6:30pm - Rap and HipHop renditions of the Sounds of Nuremberg
6:40pm - President Bush misses being able to propose a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme: GOP Uber Alles
7:10pm - Collect offerings for Private Lynndie England defense fund.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Ahmad Chalabi.
7:45pm - Prowar rally: Theme "On To Syria" (Moderated by Douglas Feith, DOD puppetmaster)
8:25pm - President Bush misses being able to propose a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist creation and maintenance workshop. Topic "Breeding Terrorists for Endless Wartime Profits"
9:00pm - Roundtable discussion of Taxes: "Calling for Higher Taxes on Future Generations While You Pay None."

9:30pm - * Intermission * Special Guest SOLOISTS: The Enron Trader Quartet singing "Let's Screw Grandma Millie Up The A**"

10:00pm - Posting the Confederate flag by Trent Lott.
10:10pm - Reenactment of Bush's AWOL stint.
10:30pm - Seminar: "The Aryan Nations and other supplements to National Security."
10:40pm - President Bush misses being able to propose a toast.
10:50pm - Iraqi detainees naked and blindfolded being forced to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
11:00pm - Promoting conformity and accepting your role as a cog in an ugly machine workshop
11:15pm - Ex-welfare recipients: how to harness their desperation into quick dollars
11:30pm - "Publicly Disembowel Saddam" pep rally.
11:50pm - President Bush misses being able to propose a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Republican candidate.
12:01pm - President Bush misses being able to propose a toast.
12:02pm - President Bush misses being able to propose a toast.
12:10pm - Briefing on using threats, intimidation and Supreme Court cronies to "putsch" in unelected leaders and undermine democracy

[War Dog]

It's good for all sides of an issue to be able to post humorous things for all of us to laugh at. We all must be able to laugh at ourselves before we can laugh at others.

I look in the mirror and laugh at myself every morning, sorta puts the day in the proper prospective!



Woof!
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