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GoEagles
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 Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 7:31 pm Post subject: Tough Crowd - good Kerry jokes |
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a couple nights ago, I lost it while watching Tough Crowd (Comedy Central show).
Jim Norton had a great line. He said the thing he can't stand about Kerry is that his wife looks like Eddie Vedder -
 
Then the comedian next to him (forgot his name) said that Kerry himself looks like one of the tree's in Lord of the Rings.
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SBVTSupporter
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| Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:00 am Post subject: Re: Tough Crowd - good Kerry jokes |
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| GoEagles wrote: |
Then the comedian next to him (forgot his name) said that Kerry himself looks like one of the tree's in Lord of the Rings. |
LOL! I've been calling Kerry "Treebeard" for over a year. After all, James Carville looks like the character "Gollum". |
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CTW
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Perhaps that expensive hairdresser of his could drag a comb through her hair once in a while. CTW
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buffman
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Smeagall! Or maybe an evil teletubby, can't figure out what Mary sees in that low life dork.
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