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Kimmymac · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:02 am Post subject:

sround: ACCKKKKhhhhh....man, don't do that.
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blue9t3 · Admiral Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon

Man, Now Im super bummed out? I got a 16 oz miller in my hand, I hope I didnt vote for kerry? Wink

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Chuck54 · PO1 Joined: 14 Aug 2004 Posts: 466

I believe their will be a Bush landslide in spite of the fact that I am not eating a mini candy bar but drinking a diet ginger ale and smoking a cigar.
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Kimmymac · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:18 am Post subject:

Too late blue, but you can vote in tomorrow's tooth brushing poll.

I really, really, rilly rilly think I should get a pundit's place at the table with those roundtable guys on Fox. I think they should get read of that Mara or whatever the heck her name is, and let me do these polls. I can hear me now: WHAT? STF up, Juan, you stupid basitige.

Way better than those guys trying to act like the whole thing isn't a total joke--because this election season has gone beyond ridiculous into surreal. Beyond surreal even. What is beyond surreal?
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sround · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:27 am Post subject:

Kimmymac

Want to get really mad? You pay BOTH Mara's and Juan's salary!
Yup, they both work for NPR, and Uncle Sam--through your taxes--
funds it. Evil or Very Mad

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LimaCharlie · PO2 Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 386 Location: Oregon

blue9t3 · Admiral Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon

Kimme, when Juan starts into his schpeel just cut him off with something like--Ya right Juan, who gives a rats-a**? Then straight faced as all hell look right into camera and say what really needs to be said.
Are they taking resume's? Wink

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sround · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:35 am Post subject:

On Fox...Bush's inner circle, Hughes, Rove, et al, just
walked off their plane wearing camo! Rove was wearing an
Elmer Fudd hat! That's Surreal! LOL! Very Happy

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sround · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:37 am Post subject:

Kimmymac · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:06 am Post subject:

I had an idea I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP to manufacture and market plastic extrusion rats @$$es.

I figured it for the next Pet Rock.

Think about it: How many times have you heard people say, "I could give a rats @$$" Or: "I don't give a rat's @$$"

BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN! OR BEEN GIVEN! A RATS @$$!

NO! Me either! Think about it, folks: Instead of just telling your boss, "Look, I don't really give a rat's @$$!" you could actually give him a rat's @$$. Think of the symbolism! Think of the myriad uses for them during this election cycle alone!

I had sketches, marketing pitches, heck, I even had financial backing. Then the next day everyone sobered up and they all wanted their checks back.

If it weren't for sobriety, I would be a millionaire.
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reconflyer · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:15 am Post subject:

I'm drinking a full-sized (but not 3/4 ton) can of good ole american barley pop (the words stolen from a friend of mine from the Badger state) and am eating no candy, but contemplating a mini-kit kat, because every year I buy two pounds of candy, and every year I get 0-3 kids that come and try and take it from me.

Maybe I'm that scary guy down the road I remember from when I was a little kid...

I always remembered, though, if you had the stones to go knock on that door, you'd always get the good stuff, snickers, reeses, etc.

I had it here waiting, the good stuff, at least ten bucks worth... only three kids had the stones... they were rewarded handsomely!

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reconflyer · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:18 am Post subject:

Kimmy, I'll take a gross of those rat's @sses.

Problem is, I don't know what I'd do with them. I'd never give one away...

Because I never give a rat's @ss, ever! Razz

Still, I've got space in the garage for some, and China needs the business.

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Kimmymac · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:33 am Post subject:

recon: you SAY you will take them, but as soon as you sober up...or your wife finds out you have ordered rats @$$es...

That's what happened to my funding. Even the ones who hung tough through the hangovers, backed off when faced with the wives.

I was working the angle of the rats @$$es, maybe a pithy message to convey that while the recipient was currently in actual posession of an actual rats @$$, the giver was meant to convey the deeper meaning vis a vis a rat @$$ delivery. Maybe it is too esoteric, but I don't think so. I mean, I get it. How tough can it be?

I wanted to sabotage the Dem Convention, and when they pulled the levers to release the balloons, WHAMO! Hundereds of thousands of rats @$$es would rain down on them.

Good! You nominate John Kerry! Well, we don't give a rats @$$.

I had the help lined up for that too, when sobriety once again raised its ugly head. The only one still up for it was a Marine aviator, but it's a given he'll do whatever I want. Cool

And it was going to take more than two people.
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sround · Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:37 am Post subject:

Perhaps you could sell them along with
a six pack of Whoopass!

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