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A little humor I'm sure all of you can appreciate.

 
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ashter
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Joined: 22 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:37 am    Post subject: A little humor I'm sure all of you can appreciate. Reply with quote

One sunny day, an old man approached the White House from across
Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to
the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with
President Kerry."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here
" The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.The following day, the same man
approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go
in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not
President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked
away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very
same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mr. Kerry. I have told you twice already that Mr. Kerry is not the
President and does not reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man softly answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "See you tomorrow,
sir."
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GIaunt
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wonderful.....
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Rurik
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Love it. Very Happy
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mach9
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting printed, framed, mounted on my desk. Thanks!
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Cazador
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Send it to Rush!

Great story!
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Darkhorse18
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Send it to Kerry and DNC Very Happy
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Navy_Navy_Navy
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To Kerry and the DNC - with your signature including your VETERAN status.

Duty, honor, country!

Honor, courage, commitment! (Navy)

WE WILL NEVER FORGET!!!!
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