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I B Squidly
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Oddly enough PhantomSgt I've been dwelling on a similar porcine theme, and I've no problem with getting "medieval on their a$$es".
I've been wondering the efficacy of sewing live jihadists into the carcasses of dead pigs with their heads out the anus and leaving them to rot in the iraqi sun. Dead jihadists might be rendered with the pork into to tallow for soap for the boys at Gitmo (or France). I'm sure Al Jazeera would get the point but I can't imagine our own MSM supporting the program. Damn! The things we put up with in a representitive democracy! |
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| I B Squidly wrote: | Oddly enough PhantomSgt I've been dwelling on a similar porcine theme, and I've no problem with getting "medieval on their a$$es".
I've been wondering the efficacy of sewing live jihadists into the carcasses of dead pigs with their heads out the anus and leaving them to rot in the iraqi sun. Dead jihadists might be rendered with the pork into to tallow for soap for the boys at Gitmo (or France). I'm sure Al Jazeera would get the point but I can't imagine our own MSM supporting the program. Damn! The things we put up with in a representitive democracy! |
Now your talking Squid. I think our Marine boys need an issue of Pork Bellies along with their rounds. They could grease up the rounds before loading the clips. This is another way to save Virgins and American lives. Heck Squid we should dip every small arm round, aerial bomb, grenade, mortar shell, spent uranium tank shell and anything else we toss in their direction in pig guts. Could you imagine the amount of Virgins we could have saved already? It is staggering.
Of course the Pentagon did turn down my idea for ending the war with the terrorists without a shot being fired. I suggested we send a squadron of C-17s over Fallujah loaded to the max with fully matured Iowa hogs. When they approach the city, lower down the cargo ramps and run those suckers out the back. A hog traveling at 212 fps would make quite an impression on the enemy, wouldn’t you agree Squid? It would have been a cakewalk for the Marines after that, except for the smell. God what a smell.
You know Squid; I think the Pentagon might have used this strategy if it wasn’t for that Boy Scout thing. They just couldn’t stand the heat from those ACLU pigs when they sued them for pork abuse.
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I forgot one thing.....could you imagine the rain of crap coming out of those hogs before they hit the ground? It would fall for days. 
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Why waste all the jet fuel? Why cant we make a huge potato gun and fire them hogs from the east coast? Just keep shooting till the mid-east looks like a BLT. 
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| blue9t3 wrote: | | Why waste all the jet fuel? Why cant we make a huge potato gun and fire them hogs from the east coast? Just keep shooting till the mid-east looks like a BLT. |
Well figuring an ACL of 80K I thought we could squeeze around 3,200 Hogs into the back of the C-17s. Imagine the sound of 3,200 squealing Iowa Hogs falling on your city all at once; if you’re a Muslim this must be Armageddon. The Marines surrounding the city could just kill them off as they fled in absolute terror.
Boom Shang Alang, siege over.
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 Phantom, If we could freeze them hogs first they would be like 500 pound bunker busters! 
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I've always kinda liked the warm feeling that comes with the words "nuke em."
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| blue9t3 wrote: | | Phantom, If we could freeze them hogs first they would be like 500 pound bunker busters! |
Sorry Blue but that would over gross the aircraft (a safety of flight issue). Quantity of Hogs is important to ensure the widest area of impact. Frozen Hogs can’t squeal Blue and that is an important part of the psychological warfare aspect of this strategy. Just imagine Blue you are a Muslim hearing this God-awful noise from above and all of a sudden you see the sky filled with pigs heading your way. Allah is not pleased with you and is sending pigs from Heaven to strike you down. The word will spread fast.
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| Nomorelies wrote: | | I've always kinda liked the warm feeling that comes with the words "nuke em." |
Well in the case of Iran we could sneak a couple in with Russian nuclei signatures and claim it was a research accident.
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I B Squidly
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What's the Randy Newman tune?
"Let's drop the Big One now." |
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I can see it now, carpet bombing with pigs! We can call it operation ham-a-gram.
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| blue9t3 wrote: | | I can see it now, carpet bombing with pigs! We can call it operation ham-a-gram. |
I like that one Blue. "Let's Send Them a Ham-A-Gram"
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