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 Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 7:54 pm Post subject: Generals and Gunnies |
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Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial
flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man
in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a
low voice, "General, United States Army, retired. Married, two sons,
both surgeons."
After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight
lipped smile, "General, United States Air Force, retired. Married,
two sons, both judges."
After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to
introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye, he proclaims: "Master
Gunnery Sergeant, United States Marine Corps, retired. Never married,
two sons, both Generals."
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