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Contest: What's the best nickname for Kerry?
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coatandthai
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:34 pm    Post subject: Contest: What's the best nickname for Kerry? Reply with quote

You can't destroy your opponent without a clever nickname. My admittedly lame suggestions:

Hanoi John
Rice Rump
Teddy Jr.
John "Christmas in Cambodia is seared in my memory" Kerry


What are your ideas?
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lolajl
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doozy Kerry
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scary Kerry
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:38 pm    Post subject: Kerry nickname Reply with quote

Jack the Fibber
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FF1047
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:43 pm    Post subject: nickname Reply with quote

I'm John Kerry and I voted against this ad before I approved this ad ...

I know its too long but I thought I'd float it anyway ...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am kind of partial to "G.I. Gigolo" and the all purpose "Liveshot" as coined by Howie Carr in Boston.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

John Frankenstein Kerry
John The Exaggerist
Scarey Kerry
Pinokerryo
Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:44 pm    Post subject: nickname Reply with quote

JFK - John Flipper Kerry
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:45 pm    Post subject: Thinking, Thinking , Thinking Reply with quote

1. LieDog

2. Quantam man
1. particle phase
2. wave phase

3. Mad/hatter

4. name of a new candy bar "Magic hat bar"

5. " Realslime" drink at your own risk

6. Kerrys breeding service Call me for your flying dog breeding kit.

7. "curry" oops Kerry


Dec. 25, 2005, John Kerry has made it to

Cambodia , runs a tourist boat on the "Me/Kong"

called "where I always wanted to be"
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One Eighty Kerry

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:47 pm    Post subject: nickname Reply with quote

How about a new name for lies about Vietnam ---

That was a Kerryism ...

our guys can use it eveytime one of his mouthpieces tries to spin something ...

This would associate the Kerry name with lies and distortions ...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:47 pm    Post subject: Nicknames.. Reply with quote

Flipper John?
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djv
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like Lurch

Doesn't Kerry look like he be a cousin for TV's Addams Family's Bulter? Sounds like him too. Wink

Anybody good with photoshop. I would love to have the classic Addams Family portrait with Kerry as Lurch.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always liked rich woman's poodle. The Poodle for short.

He's Horseface when I'm really mad at him, like when he invoked God in yesterday's lie.

Kurt
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Off to the geedunk... Wink
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