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Donna Savage · Ensign Joined: 12 Sep 2004 Posts: 53

This is too funny! Botox....fake tans....what's next? Liposuction (maybe on his brain)!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha

http://www.drudgereport.com/dnc55.htm
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Dimsdale · Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:09 pm Post subject:

I wonder if he is going to go orange like Gore did in one of the debates? Gore looked like a pumpkin!

Did you even notice that his face was bigger in earlier pictures of him, say from the seventies. Big brow ridges and longer jaw.

Maybe one of his sugarmommas bought him some "extreme makeovers!"
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God and Country · PO3 Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 274 Location: God's country

Once a fake is always a fake. Any other sugestions.

Wink

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vietnamvet173 · Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:19 pm Post subject:

Donna Savage · Ensign Joined: 12 Sep 2004 Posts: 53

He has proven yet again that there is nothing real about him. He must be preparing for his new career as a windsurfer once he loses the election.

I wonder if he plans on trying to intimidate President Bush during the debates by working toward him like Gore did in 2000. Does anybody remember that? It would take all of Bush's strength to keep from bursting out in laughter at the PUMPKINHEAD!!! Laughing

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we will not falter, and we will not fail.
Peace and freedom will prevail.
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Snipe · Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:23 pm Post subject:

Hillary's just GOTTA be behind the Kerry makeover. He couldn't
think of all this on his own.
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Septer · Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:25 pm Post subject:

He's either taking too much Niacin or he's really an Oompa Loompa.
Photo:
http://www.serialcomplainers.blogspot.com/
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Tom Poole · Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:29 pm Post subject:

Perhaps he got his color from eating pumpkins. Didn't the old rhyme go something like this:

Peter peter pumpkin eater
Had a wife and couldn't keep her
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lrb111 · Captain Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 508

It's kerry's October surprise, he reallly is the "Great Pumpkin".
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well, when even the DNC can see it,,,,, then kerry is toast.

Donna Savage · Ensign Joined: 12 Sep 2004 Posts: 53

He might have gone in for a mystic tan treatment which is all the craze in Hollywood right now. You go in and they spray you with color. The problem with that type of tanning is that it turns you orange instead of golden brown.

So I guess Mr. Kerry is going as a pumpkin for halloween. He may as well. His head is already hollow. Laughing

This is hilarious. We're going to have a field day with this one!! Ya think the MSM might pick up on this story? Fat chance! But that doesn't mean that we can't have some fun with ole PUMPKINHEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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We will not waver, we will not tire,
we will not falter, and we will not fail.
Peace and freedom will prevail.
-President George W. Bush

Tom Poole · Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:43 pm Post subject:

LOL! Don't forget Charlie Brown who was conned into waiting for the "great pumpkin" who NEVER CAME! (or was that Linus?)
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coolhand · PO3 Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 255 Location: MA/RI

Botox is not an exact science. How great would it be if he got a few injection this week that didnt work out well and he came to the debate looking like Cher with a tightly wrapped face.

Steve Z · Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:55 pm Post subject: Kerry's skin

Is John Kerry trying to BECOME the Harvard Crimson?

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/9/27/114022.shtml

According to this article, the Bush campaign doesn't want the debate room air-conditioned below 70 degrees, in order to make Kerry sweat. Are they trying to show that Kerry can't take the heat? Since Bush is from Texas, he can handle it!
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Chuck54 · PO1 Joined: 14 Aug 2004 Posts: 466

Donna Savage · Ensign Joined: 12 Sep 2004 Posts: 53

Fox News just showed Kerry speaking somewhere and oooooooh yeah, his appearance is definitely changing. Fake tans, Botox, windsurfing, $200 haircuts...and he can relate to average Americans! Hmmmmmm
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We will not waver, we will not tire,
we will not falter, and we will not fail.
Peace and freedom will prevail.
-President George W. Bush