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Roon PO2
Joined: 12 Sep 2004 Posts: 393 Location: Lilburn, GA
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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I don't know what the fuss is about. The stack of Military Records I haven't released is only about this thick. |
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shooter Seaman
Joined: 02 Sep 2004 Posts: 180 Location: New Mexico
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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"I was this close to all those atrocities that I never witnessed."
"I was this close to being president, but those damn Swifties told the real story of my sorry service."
"See, my nose is longer than............. !! _________________ ADC USN Ret.
For those that fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know !!
Harley Davidson - If you have to ask, you don't understand !
Gun Control = Double tap - center mass |
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Bystander PO3
Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 271 Location: MI
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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(Note that thumb appears to be pressed against a glass pane.)
I need a lawyer! Get John Edwards over here. I'm this close to being put in with the general population. _________________ No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
..................................Eleanor Roosevelt |
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nathan roland Ensign
Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 57
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 5:24 pm Post subject: Photo Quote |
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"Well, they're about this big and I keep wilting without them but Tereza keeps them in her purse with her money. Doc where can I get a good pair? "
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nathan roland Ensign
Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 57
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 5:34 pm Post subject: Kerry quote |
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Does anyone else see the orange on the palm of his hand? Yew! Is that from tan in a can? |
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bk_mo Lieutenant
Joined: 25 Sep 2004 Posts: 209 Location: Missouri
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 5:46 pm Post subject: reply |
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"Ahem" This is John Kerry I want to place an order for some balls. I lost mine in combat. Size? "Ahem" I guess you can't see my measurement here, That would be an XL _________________ BK |
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tony54 PO2
Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Posts: 369 Location: cleveland, ohio
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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" I may be six feet six inches tall, but last night standing next to a real man "GW" he made me feel this big!" |
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Rusteak Seaman Recruit
Joined: 01 Oct 2004 Posts: 6
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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Honest Doc, Every time I lie my chin grows. It's grown this much so far. |
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Armybrat/Armymom Commander
Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 335 Location: Central Texas
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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Do you think they'll believe me if I tell them I am going to get the troops out of Iraq in this amount of time? |
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blackwatch Ensign
Joined: 22 Aug 2004 Posts: 74 Location: NH
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 3:59 am Post subject: |
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Excuse me but when you manicured my nails you missed my thumb and finger and I want my money back or I won't say I went windsurfing with you. |
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azpatriot Senior Chief Petty Officer
Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Posts: 593 Location: Arizona
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 4:41 am Post subject: |
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Just a little pinch between your cheek and gums? How little? _________________ Proud to be an American! and member of the PAJAMAHADEEN
FedEx Kinko's: When it absolutely, positively has to be forged overnight |
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