Belisaurius
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Location: Bronx NY
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 Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 11:42 pm Post subject: New Kerry Ad against SwiftVets |
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"I'm Johnny Kerry and I approved this message after I didn't approve it and before I decided it was just another Bush smear attack":
cue music from the song "They're coming to take me away, ha ha".
Lanny Davis "The Swift Boat Veterans for Bush have recently published a book full of lies and slander. They viciously alledge that highly decorated war hero Johnny Kerry was never in Cambodia. These imposters were never on Johnny's boat. They were never closer then ten feet away. They don't know what they're talking about. I served with Johnny at Yale, and I worshipped him in a vaguely homoerotic way I just can't get into right now."
James Carville: 20 seconds of spitting, unintelligible Cajun gibberish
Elaine Ratner:"It's all just about sex, Alan..oh wait, I must be having Clintigula flashbacks. Who am I here to defend?"
John Kerry:"The voices of mainstream America have spoken. We will take this country back. When I was in or near Cambodia or Vietnam on or before Christmas 1969, ferrying those Green Berets, Navy SEALs, French Foreign Legionairres, and/or Soviet Spetznatz, and we came under fire from the VC, NVA, Khmer Rouge, the Contras, the Michigan Militia, and the Light Horse Brigade, I learned a lesson that has been SEARED, SEARED into me. I learned that if I ever wanted to be elected President of the United Nations, err States, that I should, frankly, lie my ass off, all the time, every day. And it damn near worked. Curse you, SwiftBoat Vets. I'll get you, and your little dog too. Bring it on, but don't play rough with me, or I'll hide behind John McCain and some dude who fell out of my boat one time. George W. Bush and his special interests are staying, I'm going...wait, did that sound right?"
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"I am Johnny Kerry and I approved this message before I didn't approve this message and after I decided it was just another smear" |
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