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Chukkal
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:40 pm    Post subject: Weather Alert Reply with quote

WEATHER ALERT

The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another
catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Ivan and Jeanne. The
path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly
unpredictable. Experts predict that this one will cause the most damage
to the United States that we have experienced in four years. They are
naming this one Hurricane Kerry. Be advised, the only way for citizens
to protect themselves is by standing behind a Bush.
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cipher
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ou est le boeuf?
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DaveL
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wing Wiper wrote:
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"If we followed my opponents positions Saddam would still be in power in Iraq.
In fact Saddam would still be in Kuwait."


Ouch! Bush could actually pull that one off.

Agreed! This could be a devastating one liner at the appropriate time! (Although, none of the kerryite kool-aid drinkers are likely to get it...LOL)
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USWORHOCKEY
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once again Mr. Kerry your going to be on the wrong side of history.

http://www.vote-smart.org/npat.php?can_id=S0421103

John Kerry Positions on NATIONAL POLITICAL AWARENESS TEST...

Kinda reminds me of the FOrm 180!!!!!!!

Do you have any positions that don't contridict each other? In 5000 words or less please Very Happy
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jimlarsen
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked "Is that your final answer?"

How about:
You can take your money and leave, or you can stay and risk loosing it all.
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Paul R.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
"If we followed my opponents positions Saddam would still be in power in Iraq. In fact Saddam would still be in Kuwait."


That's pretty good. Too bad someone could not have e-mailed it to Bush, sooner. And, how about a variation:

"If we had followed my opponent's positions, the Soviet Union would still be our #1 threat!"

Or, "Senator Kerry, you accuse me of being hung up on "ideology". Well sir, I'd like to ask you about your ideology: Do you believe in freedom and democracy as a force for good, or not?"
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