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[azpatriot]

The dye goes on your HAIR John not your FACE!
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[ProudDaughterofVet]

What a fantastic thread to read before bed..thanks! Fake tan..and remember he was just at a resort/spa in Wisconsin this past weekend, do I also see evidence of a facial peel..hmmmm, now that will look hysterical on camera Thursday. He will be providing his own light..strong suggestion to wear those sunglasses as most have said..
Looking directly at Kerry may cause political blindness!!

PD
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[no_1_momlandj]

[a6502]

I think that the BoTox was injected too deeply. This would explain his complete inability to do thinks like:

1) Answer questions.
2) Maintain a singular view of events.
3) Remeber the way things REALLY were.

I think that his inablity to tell the truth about anything is probably indicative of a narcissistic sociopath, but this is based on personal contact with these types of people, not clinical training or personal knowledge of the subject.

On the other hand, the BoTox makes him kind of look like my old basset hound, or maybe the Elephant Man.

[Lance_Flatchew]

Does anybody know what that yellow bracelet is in his over tan pic... It looks like a hopital tag...
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Yes, you can lie about your war record. You can lie about spending Christmas in Cambodia. You can lie about ... atrocities of your fellow soldiers. But we are going to nail you on tangate 04.

[ocsparky101]

I can see the press release coming soon. "John Kerry from his many battles in trying to change the tides in Vietnam and winning the war by himself and wrestling control of the war from General Gengis Khan was exposed to Agent Orange. This was not an accidental exposure it was a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy perpertrated by the murderers and rapist and Swiftboat people who he opposed in their attempt to defeat the good people of the Communist World."

[8dayweek]

(Sung to Rubberband Man, by the Spinners)

Hand me down my tannin’ booth
Hand me down my can
Hurry now and don’t be late
'Cause we blew our chance with Dan

You and me we’re goin’ out
To catch the latest polls
Guaranteed to blow your mind
’Cause tans are the way to go

Hey, y’all prepare yourself
For the Canned-Tan man
You never heard a sound
Like the Canned-Tan man
He’s bound to lose control
When the Canned-Tan starts to span

Oh, Lord, Hanoi John is an orange sight
Everything he does
never seems to come out right

Once I went to hear him lie
At a rifle club outside of town
I was so surprised, I was mortified
By the tan this cat’s puttin’ down

When I saw this tall orange guy
brush his hand across his nose
Hey, I laughed so hard when everybody said
”Hey, where did the nose tan go?!?”

Hey, y’all prepare yourself
For the Canned-Tan man
You never heard a sound
Like the Canned-tan man
He’s bound to lose control
When the Canned-Tan starts to span

Got that canned tan
Up on his nose
And then he wriggled it up
And it ran down his clothes

(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Guaranteed to blow your mind
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Lyin’ all in rhyme, yet keepin’ time
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Where in the world did he learn that, oh, Lord
(Doo doo doo doo doo)
Lord, help him get away

Hey, y’all prepare yourself
For the Canned-Tan man
You never heard a sound
Like the Canned-Tan man
He’s bound to lose control
When the Canned-Tan starts to span

Doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
Canned-Tan man, Canned-Tan man
How much of this stuff do he think we can stand
So much rhythm, lies and disgrace from one man, Lord
And then he had nerve to wiggle his tanned left ear
Hanoi John, got the screamin’ in his head, y’all
Ah, come on, orangey

Hey, y’all prepare yourself
For the Canned-Tan man
You never heard a sound
Like the Canned-Tan man
You’re bound to lose control
When the Canned-Tan starts to span

Canned-Tan man starts to tan
Movin’ up and down across the land
Got people all in his lies
Everything about him seems out of place

Just a movin’, just a movin’, just a move-move-movin’
Just a Canned-Tan, Canned-Tan man
Just a movin’, just a movin’, just a move-move-movin’
Just a Canned-Tan, Canned-Tan man

Get down
Oh, get down orangey
Uh-huh

[sixdogteam]

Uh, We're getting the distinct idea that you folks REALLY don't like this her Kerry fellah...Is it maybe because he was RED in 1970 and he's still RED today?
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[Knighthawk]

[twicearound]

You know orange is the combination of yellow and red.


He is a coward so very yellow
No courage to stay with his fellows
He thought he could choose purple, bronze or silver
Yet his lies washed these away as dribble
His true color bled through red
As he met w/commies leaving POW/MIA'S for dead
Now red and yellow he attempts to blend
But his true colors will be his end.
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[LimaCharlie]

The makeup is just wearing thin and he is really RED like we have always known. Better dead than red.

Thanks for the laughs. These posts will get me through my day volunteering at the Republican Headquarters. Please volunteer any time you can spare to help get out the vote against Kerry.
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[Lance_Flatchew]

Kerry says he got tan throwing football at Harvard, students who met plane say he was already tan. Is tangate.com up yet?
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Yes, you can lie about your war record. You can lie about spending Christmas in Cambodia. You can lie about ... atrocities of your fellow soldiers. But we are going to nail you on tangate 04.

[Hondo]

Kerry as "The Great Pumpkin"? Sounds good to me! Consider the similarities between the two:

a. Claimed exploits are all mythical; no credible observers to verify the claims. Indeed, some say the exploits are all "sea stories"!
b. Never delivers the goods.
c. Shows up around Haloween after being gone the rest of the year.
d. Hard to pin down, exactly.

And, best of all:

E. DISAPPEARS BY THE FIRST OF NOVEMBER!!!!!
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"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things: the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks nothing worth a war, is worse."
-- John Stuart Mill

[Inatizzy]

Bwahahaha! Check out these links:

The many faces of John Kerry:

http://www.sacredcowburgers.com/leftovers/showpics.cgi?the_many_faces_of_kerry

His new CD:

http://www.sacredcowburgers.com/fresh/showpics.cgi?the_one_hit_wonder

Preparing for his future in the entertainment biz:

http://www.sacredcowburgers.com/fresh/showpics.cgi?kerry_kiss_wannabe

and last but not least - We discover his TRUE identity. Now we know why he wears makeup and gets Botox.

http://www.sacredcowburgers.com/fresh/showpics.cgi?osama_bin_invietnam

[twicearound]

The pictures are PRICELESS, thanks for the laughs,
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