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[Hondo]

I seem to have "Kerried" a bit (e.g., lied) in saying my next bit of doggerel would be about Rather. Sorry. Heard the old Elton John tune "Take Me to the Pilot" on the radio and just couldn't get it out of my head.

So, without further ado:


We’ll Support the Pilot


Which one of them is real, that’s the question
Election time draws near
The choice is crystal clear:
Guardsman, or one committing treason?

John Kerry wants a throne
Election danger zone
Best to leave the pilot in control
The sailor already sold his soul

We’ll support the pilot
Won’t vote for the sailor
Bush we know is honest
Kerry is a traitor

We’ll support the pilot
Won’t vote for the sailor
Bush we know is honest
Kerry is a traitor

No no no
Kerry no
No no no
John Kerry no

We all know Bush speaks true
And he knows what he must do
But with John Kerry
What he says we know is mostly lying

John Kerry wants a throne
Election danger zone
Best to leave the pilot in control
The sailor already sold his soul

We’ll support the pilot
Won’t vote for the sailor
Bush we know is honest
Kerry is the traitor

We’ll support the pilot
Won’t vote for the sailor
Bush we know is honest
Kerry is the traitor

No no no
Kerry no
No no no
John Kerry no

No no no
Kerry no
No no no
John Kerry no


And yes, DNC types, this is ALSO a political parody. Chill.