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I live in center city Philadelphia. About a dozen times now I've been walking down the street and have been approached by these weirdo's with clipboards asking "Would you like to help John Kerry get elected?"

Every time it's been somebody different, but equally ugly, pierced and smelly. Usually, I smile and say, "No, I'm voting for Bush and he's going to win." And they just give me a look like I've got some kind of disease or something.

Anyone have a suggestion for a better response to these idiots?
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blue9t3 · Admiral Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1246 Location: oregon

Tell them the only way I can help John kerry is to offer him some good advice, first sign the 180, appologize to america, then drink the kool-aid.
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msindependent · Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:34 pm Post subject:

Why would I support a baby killer? That usually works for me. You can't reason with these people, so I choose to shake them up.

Nutso · PO3 Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 271 Location: Minnesota

I have recently found a great answer to this. Lately when people tell me they are voting for Kerry, I look em in the eye and tell them that is their choise, then also add, I heard the communist party has now endorsed him too.
Try it, ya get some great comments, which I cannot type here

ccr · Commander Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 325

What if you said, "Actually, I tried really hard to help John Kerry. But it kind of backfired when CBS finally admitted the documents I made up on my computer were all forged."

That should brighten their day.
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BrianC · PO2 Joined: 02 Jun 2004 Posts: 364

SangRun Hunter · PO1 Joined: 10 Sep 2004 Posts: 462 Location: Zinzinnati

My friend's 19 year old son was at a huge festival we have here that attracts about 600,000 people to the river front yearly.

He was passing a Kerry booth when the lady there asked him if he wanted a sticker to support Kerry.

He said no, and she said why not?

He said, If I took that sticker I would just tear it up and stomp on it.

She looked at him and said, A lot of people are voting for Kery and you should too. He walked off and said whatever.

I know he did this because he's that kind of in your face person. I just wish I could have been there! Very Happy

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Kimmymac · Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:54 pm Post subject:

LOL! I like the "baby killer" answer. It works on several levels. You could also ask if they accept counterfeit money or forged checks as donations.

"Lots of people are voting for Kerry and you should too" What a convincing argument! The MTV/Rock the Vote rationale for either
a)voting for Kerry
b) jumping off a cliff
c) taking drugs
d) all of the above

I am going to Boston (the belly of the beast) with my husband for some business for a few days in October. Oooh ooh, I can't wait. I have already been seriously spoken to about my *behaviour* by my husband. I listened attentively, and then put some bail money for myself in my socks. Do you think $500 is enough?

These clipboard cretins are part of Soro's ACT-out group. There is no reasoning with them. But my oh my, they make a fine rep-re-sen-tation of Kerry!

New Kerry Campaign Slogan: Everybody is doing it, and you should too!

USAF66-70 · Lt.Jg. Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 136

Say you’d like to vote for Kerry except that he’s a confessed war criminal—in 1971 Kerry publicly stated that he committed the “same kind of atrocities” that his fellow vets did, who he said had committed “all kinds of atrocities” in Vietnam.

cipher · Vice Admiral Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 902

Just smile and say "I'd like to see him hung for high treason. Now, run along, take a bath. And get a job!"
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JCBoston · Seaman Joined: 31 Aug 2004 Posts: 185

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God and Country · PO3 Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 274 Location: God's country

Traitor Kerry or DNC people are putting fliers at my door degrading President Bush. I wish I was there when they do that. I would have kick he or she in the ass.
Ten days ago the DNC people was at my door. I asked him to leave and he won't. Finnally I told him to leave at once or I'll have to whip him. Then he run for cover.

Twisted Evil

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lrb111 · Captain Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 508

"Sure, i'd love to. You know Mr. Kerry's campaign aide Joe Bangert? I was with him in Nam, let me tell you how many people we skinned and hung on the fence." ...getting a little wild eyed helps...

"Do i look like a war criminal, traitor, or someone currently involved in sedition of the US and the government?"

"Oh certainly, i hear Kerry talking, and he is telling Al Queda "Help is on the way",,, the faster they bomb us again and hit Washington the better off we will all be.. You know Aljazeera prints all of Keery's speeches..."
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well, when even the DNC can see it,,,,, then kerry is toast.

FireFox · Seaman Apprentice Joined: 11 Sep 2004 Posts: 84

Sure. When is his Senate campaign starting up?