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[Jette]

Doug From Upland is a prolific parody writer. This is one of his latest parodies, and for those of us who remember "Last Kiss" by J. Frank Wilson, you'll find Doug's re-write amazingly on target. You can find the MIDI at the link below. Load it up then play the tune as you sing along.

http://www.geocities.com/~goldenoldies/jukebox5060.htm

Per his request, John's in the reserves...to his brothers, he'd soon throw curves
He's Paris bound, he was on his honeymoon...but he would morph into another Benedict Arnold soon


He said, dear, just relax...I have things to do...the U.S. I am gonna screw
There is a war, I will end...I hate this country, I won't pretend
I will sell out to the communist side...we will be in for quite a ride
In my pals' backs, I'll thrust a stake...I'll do whatever it will take


Oh where oh where has John Kerry gone...he is meeting the Viet Cong
He has no conscience and was proud that had lied...because of what John Kerry did, we know that some brave men died


He made all the moves to build his own career...out for himself, that was always clear
Harm he'd do, he didn't give a damn...he and Fonda had a well thought out scam
From far off jungles, the word had come through...send him back here, we know what to do
He laughed and spit at the UCMJ...he would not let the law get in his way
We now hear voices from all across this land...this traitor's UNFIT FOR COMMAND


Oh where oh where has John Kerry gone...he is meeting the Viet Cong
He has no conscience and was proud that had lied...because of what John Kerry did, we know that some brave men died


UNFIT FOR COMMAND...Swiftvets, kick his butt
He's UNFIT FOR COMMAND...Swiftvets, kick his butt
He's UNFIT FOR COMMAND...Swiftvets, kick his butt
He's UNFIT FOR COMMAND...Swiftvets, kick his butt