neverforget Vice Admiral
Joined: 18 Jul 2004 Posts: 875
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 9:50 pm Post subject: Bush and Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop... |
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As they sat there, each being worked on by a different
barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even
afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn
to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had
Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my
wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the
inside of a whorehouse smells like."
Never more clear than last night. _________________ US Army Security Agency
1965-1971 |
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