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Probably not true, but worth a chuckle:

During a campaign tour in San Carlos, Arizona, of the Apache Nation
Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had
a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year.

Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however.
He also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES
for every Indian issue ever introduced.

Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the candidate with a
plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle. After Kerry
left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of crap
it can't fly.

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