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[Somebunny]

NEW HURRICANE WARNING

The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another
catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Charley, Frances, Ivan
and Jeanne.

The path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly
unpredictable. Experts predict that this one will cause the most damage
to the United States that we have experienced in four years.

They are naming this one Hurricane Kerry.

Be advised, the only way for citizens to protect themselves is by
hiding behind a Bush.

[Fort Campbell]

Adding to the fun.......................


Working people frequently ask retired folks what they do to make their days interesting...

I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about five minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had a "Kerry-Edwards" bumper sticker on it.

[sround]

This just in:

It's a "Heri-Kerry" -- a media storm that kills itself!





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Mission Accomplished!!