prdCOmom
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Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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 Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:12 pm Post subject: Kerry's Senate testimony on the goose. :) |
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| Quote: | I'd love to see Kerry testify in the Senate:
They told the stories at times they had personally raped, cut off wings, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to goose genitals and turned up the power, cut off feet, blown up giblets, randomly shot at geese, razed habitats in a fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of Ohio in addition to the normal ravage of war, and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied bombing power of this country.
Andy [ 06:12 PM - 10/22/2004 ] |
| Quote: | Actually Senator Kerry did not kill his goose, but having been wounded in the line of duty (the bird that is) it will receive a purple heart.
Remember:
Kerry / Edwards 2004
The Kama Sutra canidates.
They've held every position in the book.
Mike Boelter [ 06:30 PM - 10/22/2004 ] |
| Quote: | Did Kerry (allegedly) shoot the goose in the back or the front?
How old was the goose and did the other geese return the hunters' fire?
Did the goose fire an RPG at Kerry first?
Which side of the border was the goose on?
Did Kerry have his magic hat tucked into his new camo jacket?
Did Kerry burn any geese nests during this campaign against the geese?
Apparently Kerry was in favor of killing geese while he was in the field... is he going to testify later that killing geese is a crime against nature?
These are the questions that inquiring minds want to know.
Robert Fraser [ 06:53 PM - 10/22/2004 ] |
| Quote: | "I actually did vote to shoot the Goose, before I voted against it."
Everyone should be so principled.
I have to say, as an aside, these are some GREAT comments!!
Seth Yantiss [ 07:25 AM - 10/23/2004 ] |
| Quote: | | Someone was listening yesterday when I asked "How do you ask a goose to be the last goose to die for a campaign stunt? How do you ask a goose to die for a photo op?" |
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