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Weaponeer · Seaman Recruit Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Posts: 28

News Release From Hurricane Ravaged Florida...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A WARNING FOR YET ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC HURRICANE FOLLOWING ON THE HEALS OF IVAN AND JEANNE. THE PATH OF THIS HURRICANE ZIGS AND ZAGS, AND IS THEREFORE HIGHLY UNPREDICTABLE. EXPERTS PREDICT THAT THIS ONE WILL CAUSE THE MOST DAMAGE TO THE UNITED STATES THAT WE HAVE EXPERIENCED IN FOUR YEARS. THEY ARE NAMING THIS ONE HURRICANE KERRY. BE ADVISED, THE ONLY WAY FOR CITIZENS TO PROTECT THEMSELVES IS BY HIDING BEHIND A BUSH.

Sorry, it has been posted on other boards and I found it entertaining Cool

CTW · Rear Admiral Joined: 10 Sep 2004 Posts: 691

Thanks from the now Sunny Florida.. We are Burning so we can be a true RED State. CTW

Never Ever Kerry

Redleg · Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:57 pm Post subject:

Current studies have shown that Hurricane Kerry has a blind eye, cannot move in a straight line, is full of hot air and will never effect the US mainland.
Isn't time we caught a break and get a dud? Wink

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Nomorelies · Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 12:12 am Post subject:

LOL

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