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 Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 5:04 pm Post subject: Measure Twice, Cut Once (nothing about Kerry, just funny) |
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| Quote: | Measure Twice, Cut Once
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - An elderly Romanian man mistook his pen1s for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres News Agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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| Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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Hillarious!
'Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. '
And his wife probably is, too.  
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